Official: Manchester United v West Ham United - Sky Sports 4pm - AND IT'S LIVE!

Good performance, but....

I was sat on the back row of Stretford end tier 2, and some £#%&!ing #@&%!..and he was an actual #@&%!...punched the metal panelling in time to every song

I've got a right bastard headache

Originally Posted by no fun

Good performance, but....

I was sat on the back row of Stretford end tier 2, and some £#%&!ing #@&%!..and he was an actual #@&%!...punched the metal panelling in time to every song

I've got a right bastard headache

Tell Ged to answer his messages please

Originally Posted by believe

Anyone heard from sparky?

Pure will know exactly where he is

Just watched it in a pub in Liverpool.

Needless to say, wasn't thrilled about the prospect of that.

Couldn't have gone any better tbf .

Pub was fairly quiet and unarsed. Even less so once it was clear we were going to win.

Still had the standard w****r heading every ball like the true 'West Ham fan he was.

Highlight: he was still doing it when Hernandez had that half chance at 4-0.

"Go on lad!....ohhh!"

**camera goes close up to reveal it's Hernandez**

"Oh £#%&! off, you."

Cant imagine anyone not being happy with that. United

Originally Posted by 20 times

Pure will know exactly where he is

Originally Posted by Billy Redface

Just watched it in a pub in Liverpool.

Needless to say, wasn't thrilled about the prospect of that.

Couldn't have gone any better tbf .

Pub was fairly quiet and unarsed. Even less so once it was clear we were going to win.

Still had the standard w****r heading every ball like the true 'West Ham fan he was.

Highlight: he was still doing it when Hernandez had that half chance at 4-0.

"Go on lad!....ohhh!"

**camera goes close up to reveal it's Hernandez**

"Oh £#%&! off, you."

Cant imagine anyone not being happy with that. United

Originally Posted by no fun

Good performance, but....

I was sat on the back row of Stretford end tier 2, and some £#%&!ing #@&%!..and he was an actual #@&%!...punched the metal panelling in time to every song

I've got a right bastard headache

Was there last season too. Wazzock.

Great game - matic £#%&! me what a player.

A couple of downsides:

Getting to old Trafford - every single road is turned up - proper madness.

Had 4 execs and took my youngest and his two mates - I had very smart cord lime green shorts on - the £#%&!ers wouldn't let me in so I had to go to the mega store and run around like a freak with 3 9 years olds in tow (nearly crying) and buy some trackie bottoms. Yes, I did mention the fact that trackie bottoms look far more srubber than my shorts but to no avail.

Anyway, enjoyed it. United looked strong - lots of options.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Sorry. Forgot you hate stories.

Why would anyone watch a film etc.

Originally Posted by My Name is Keith

Great game - matic £#%&! me what a player.

A couple of downsides:

Getting to old Trafford - every single road is turned up - proper madness.

Had 4 execs and took my youngest and his two mates - I had very smart cord lime green shorts on - the £#%&!ers wouldn't let me in so I had to go to the mega store and run around like a freak with 3 9 years olds in tow (nearly crying) and buy some trackie bottoms. Yes, I did mention the fact that trackie bottoms look far more srubber than my shorts but to no avail.

Anyway, enjoyed it. United looked strong - lots of options.

trackies over smart shorts

Originally Posted by Billy Redface

Sorry. Forgot you hate stories.

Why would anyone watch a film etc.

Chill out billy

Originally Posted by My Name is Keith

Great game - matic £#%&! me what a player.

A couple of downsides:

Getting to old Trafford - every single road is turned up - proper madness.

Had 4 execs and took my youngest and his two mates - I had very smart cord lime green shorts on - the £#%&!ers wouldn't let me in so I had to go to the mega store and run around like a freak with 3 9 years olds in tow (nearly crying) and buy some trackie bottoms. Yes, I did mention the fact that trackie bottoms look far more srubber than my shorts but to no avail.

Anyway, enjoyed it. United looked strong - lots of options.

yeah , um , nope

Originally Posted by Billy Redface

Sorry. Forgot you hate stories.

Why would anyone watch a film etc.

Bunks doesn't watch many films. He's seen all the Rockys though. Hates the first one though. Thinks it's rubbish.

Loves Ghost

Originally Posted by My Name is Keith

Great game - matic £#%&! me what a player.

A couple of downsides:

Getting to old Trafford - every single road is turned up - proper madness.

Had 4 execs and took my youngest and his two mates - I had very smart cord lime green shorts on - the £#%&!ers wouldn't let me in so I had to go to the mega store and run around like a freak with 3 9 years olds in tow (nearly crying) and buy some trackie bottoms. Yes, I did mention the fact that trackie bottoms look far more srubber than my shorts but to no avail.

Anyway, enjoyed it. United looked strong - lots of options.

ffs

warm day... joke that.

Lucky Zabaleta, he didn't need a shower after the game. Because Rashford gave him a bath all afternoon.

Originally Posted by andyroo

He's still a misery guts, its fair comment.

Interesting the 5-1 v Fulham game got mentioned, though. A lot of people were gloomy as £#%&! going into that one

Originally Posted by red in cumbria

He's still a misery guts, its fair comment.

Interesting the 5-1 v Fulham game got mentioned, though. A lot of people were gloomy as £#%&! going into that one

I know I was

"Only bloody Carrick in the midfield..."

Originally Posted by My Name is Keith

Great game - matic £#%&! me what a player.

A couple of downsides:

Getting to old Trafford - every single road is turned up - proper madness.

Had 4 execs and took my youngest and his two mates - I had very smart cord lime green shorts on - the £#%&!ers wouldn't let me in so I had to go to the mega store and run around like a freak with 3 9 years olds in tow (nearly crying) and buy some trackie bottoms. Yes, I did mention the fact that trackie bottoms look far more srubber than my shorts but to no avail.

Anyway, enjoyed it. United looked strong - lots of options.

Forgot to mention - I changed out of my shorts into my trackies outside k-stand in front of 2000 people queuing up.

Actually had blue y fronts on too. With tubing and everything. They were clearly visible. (Bought them a bit ago as a bit of a laugh thing but have fallen in love with them)

Originally Posted by My Name is Keith

Forgot to mention - I changed out of my shorts into my trackies outside k-stand in front of 2000 people queuing up.

Actually had blue y fronts on too. With tubing and everything. They were clearly visible. (Bought them a bit ago as a bit of a laugh thing but have fallen in love with them)

You disgust me.

Originally Posted by My Name is Keith

Forgot to mention - I changed out of my shorts into my trackies outside k-stand in front of 2000 people queuing up.

Actually had blue y fronts on too. With tubing and everything. They were clearly visible. (Bought them a bit ago as a bit of a laugh thing but have fallen in love with them)