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Unread 23-04-2020, 10:37 AM
Buck
 
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Maybe they’re fed up with you bumping it with inane drivel about panels and such.
Why does David Squires trigger you so much?
 
Unread 23-04-2020, 02:44 PM
utd99
 
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Why does David Squires trigger you so much?
I don’t care about Squires; everyone knows he’s about as funny as a maths exam. It’s no fun and riccers wum I feel the need to oppose on behalf of the forum.
 
Unread 23-04-2020, 02:46 PM
suedeshoes
 
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I feel the need to oppose on behalf of the forum.
Let me put your mind at rest.
 
Unread 23-04-2020, 02:55 PM
utd99
 
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Let me put your mind at rest.


See, now that’s funnier than anything Squires puts out. Case closed.
 
Unread 23-04-2020, 03:24 PM
Fat Al
 
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I don’t care about Squires; everyone knows he’s about as funny as a maths exam. It’s no fun and riccers wum I feel the need to oppose on behalf of the forum.
Oh I dunno. The last maths exam I had, I answered some of the questions with I AM A FISH & the person who marked said they wished they could give me extra marks for that answer but unfortunately couldn't.
 
Unread 23-04-2020, 03:26 PM
no fun
 
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Oh I dunno. The last maths exam I had, I answered some of the questions with I AM A FISH & the person who marked said they wished they could give me extra marks for that answer but unfortunately couldn't.
I’ve never sat a maths exam so I cant comment
 
Unread 23-04-2020, 03:41 PM
utd99
 
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I’ve never sat a maths exam so I cant comment
Had it not been invented yet?
 
Unread 23-04-2020, 03:49 PM
no fun
 
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Had it not been invented yet?
Maths?

Yea I think so

A few of us knew we had no chance in maths so we wagged it in town
 
Unread 23-04-2020, 03:49 PM
Fat Al
 
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Had it not been invented yet?
Anyone who could do any kind of multiplication or division back then was thought of as a witch & burnt.
 
Unread 24-04-2020, 02:35 PM
utd99
 
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Maths?

Yea I think so
That doesn’t add up.
 
Unread 28-04-2020, 11:49 AM
no fun
 
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United-ish this week

https://www.theguardian.com/football...er-league-1994
 
Unread 28-04-2020, 05:57 PM
red in cumbria
 
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Not bad, think I actually went to the Bristol Bierkeller myself back in the day.
 
Unread 05-05-2020, 01:15 PM
MrBishi
 
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The Thing
 
Unread 05-05-2020, 01:43 PM
Fat Al
 
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Better than the usual enormoshite offering.

Gunnersaurus/Thing & Red-209 amused me.
 
Unread 05-05-2020, 05:30 PM
red in cumbria
 
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Genuinely good.
 
Unread 09-05-2020, 02:32 PM
Dr Stranger
 
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Ed 209's teeth
 
Unread 12-05-2020, 10:48 AM
no fun
 
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Good attention to detail, but nor particularly funny


https://www.theguardian.com/football...ape-to-victory
 
Unread 12-05-2020, 11:04 AM
utd99
 
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You’re like Chinese water torture.
 
Unread 12-05-2020, 11:07 AM
no fun
 
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You’re like Chinese water torture.
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