this gerrard baby thing has really got me thinking about what heartless bastards....

birds can be....

as a bloke i feel sorry for gerrard in a way.

you would think he gives her everything she needs and she goes and does that.

it was Chelsea

It's not just birds though, is it?

Wasn't Lampard's slump during the last six months due to a similar situation, but in that case he was the offender, and with a teammate's girlfiend?*

*Allegedly.

Don't post anything that's liable to get you in legal trouble now.

Gerrard's no £#%&!ing angel himself. He's been putting it around for a while.

Que sera sera

Originally Posted by S/Side.Red

It's not just birds though, is it?

Wasn't Lampard's slump during the last six months due to a similar situation, but in that case he was the offender, and with a teammate's girlfiend?*

*Allegedly.

i see what your saying but thats different in a way.

gerrard has propelled this bird into a mini celeb,letting her shop till she drops everyday and live a life of luxury and she *allegedly* goes and gets £#%&!ing inpregnated by a bouncer and lets gerrard raise it and do ok shoots with it etc


id personally contemplate killing her if it was me.

but then again im under the the impression gerrard is a loyal bloke etc

Originally Posted by violater™

i see what your saying but thats different in a way.

gerrard has propelled this bird into a mini celeb,letting her shop till she drops everyday and live a life of luxury and she allegedly goes and gets £#%&!ing inpregnated by a bouncer and lets gerrard raise it and do ok shoots with it etc


id personally contemplate killing her if it was me.

What about good shoots?

Originally Posted by wiganste

What about good shoots?

i meant "OK" magazine shoots.

remember watching his diary and he was going on abotu how he hates it but wants to keep the £#%&!ing slag happy.

if he has been a good boy etc i sympathise with him as it could happen to any of us on a smaller scale etc

I hope the Scouse @#%&! suffers*


*and I mean Gerrard.

Let that @#%&! gerrard suffer.

Originally Posted by violater™

i see what your saying but thats different in a way.

gerrard has propelled this bird into a mini celeb,letting her shop till she drops everyday and live a life of luxury and she *allegedly* goes and gets £#%&!ing inpregnated by a bouncer and lets gerrard raise it and do ok shoots with it etc


id personally contemplate killing her if it was me.

but then again im under the the impression gerrard is a loyal bloke etc

He could always just leave her. Wouldn't that be the simple answer? or is his own ego the stumbling block for that? These £#%&!ers insist on living their lives in the £#%&!iest way considering they can choose almost any path.
I know what I'd do and neither would involve murder or celeb magazines.

If the kid's not his he should just £#%&! her off as soon as possible.

Originally Posted by dodger

He could always just leave her. Wouldn't that be the simple answer? or is his own ego the stumbling block for that? These £#%&!ers insist on living their lives in the £#%&!iest way considering they can choose almost any path.
I know what I'd do and neither would involve murder or celeb magazines.

what would you do??

i honestly dont know what id do...

to carry another blokes baby while living off me and everything.
in my huge mansion, and being pampered to death.

that must £#%&!ing hurt imo.

Originally Posted by Ether

If the kid's not his he should just £#%&! her off as soon as possible.

Exactly.

he must have know something was a miss surely. incidentally, what did his missus do before she met him?

was she a rich bitch?

Was speaking to a couple of Scousers at a wedding at the weekend, one of which is female and knows the score.

Says it's all true.

Originally Posted by busbybabes1958

he must have know something was a miss surely. incidentally, what did his missus do before she met him?

was she a rich bitch?

doubt it...

wonder if colleen is that type of girl as well?

It must have been obvious something was amiss at the birth when the baby had a measurable gap between eyebrows and hairline.

the baby is gerrards ..nft

Originally Posted by puressence

the baby is gerrards ..nft

Oh well, that's cleared that up. Lock the thread.