Manchester United v Bayern Munich - CL 12/12/23 8pm - Official Match Thread

Any positive result would seem like a Pyrrhic victory so get all the second string players out and avoid it or go all in and hope for the best?

Join us if you can.

Can’t wait for this.

Enjoyed that.

Well Jeff….let’s wait until we see the Munich line up

Manchester United - Pyrrhic Victory Shield winners 2023.

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All out for victory. It’s what Manchester United should be doing every single game.

Originally Posted by pc6090

All out for victory. It’s what Manchester United should be doing every single game.

Feels like a free hit too. We’re highly unlikely to go through, so give it a good go

Feels really flat for this one. Symbolic of what a pigs ear we’ve made of this group that we have a glamour tie in the last home game and it’s not even in our hands.

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also , hype build caption comp, winner gets 5pm rep:

Originally Posted by est.1878

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No Steve, you don’t cross until the green man flashes

Want us to win and progress, obviously but not happening in reality.

1-2 Bayern and the other game drawn so we could've gone through. Proper doom. No Europa please.

Originally Posted by magic_cantona

Want us to win and progress, obviously but not happening in reality.

1-2 Bayern and the other game drawn so we could've gone through. Proper doom. No Duropa please.

If we win, guarenteed Europa

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

If we win, guarenteed Europa

I can see every shit scenario happening

Originally Posted by est.1878

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also , hype build caption comp, winner gets 5pm rep:

“Hang on Steve, when he said the useless old @#%&! will be starting tonight he might have meant me.”

What are the permatations? Is it simply we must win and the other match a draw for us to go through?

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

Feels like a free hit too. We’re highly unlikely to go through, so give it a good go.

we can guarantee not being in europa by keeping it at 1-0 and scoring a couple of own goals late, if we need to.

Originally Posted by Lok

What are the permatations? Is it simply we must win and the other match a draw for us to go through?

yup.

Originally Posted by Lok

What are the permatations? Is it simply we must win and the other match a draw for us to go through?

We win and the other game is a draw = through to knockouts
We win and Copenhagen win = Europa
We win and Galatasaray win = Europa
We draw and Copenhagen win = we're out based on games against Galatasaray?
We draw and Galatasaray win = Europa based on GD or away goals against Copenhagen?
We lose = out

Proper shit show, Bayern should ruin us if they're interested and Europa would feel like a punishment with this team

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