Jermaine Defoe's ad for a PA

Originally Posted by marlo

to be fair most premiership footballers have a live-in 24/7 nanny & cook.

not sure why he needs every day errands done, don't sunderland have a players liasons team who do all that shit.

Strange mate. Even so, what kind of grown adult can't sort out a trip to the cinema on their own or buy their wife a card for their anniversary, birthday or black history month?

Further more to the point how does someone who is quite obviously incapable of doing anything for himself beyond wiping his own arse (presumably) set up his own "defoe enterprises"?

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Strange mate. Even so, what kind of grown adult can't sort out a trip to the cinema on their own or buy their wife a card for their anniversary, birthday or black history?

Raymond off the undateables

Didn't know it was binary logic day. Just because things are on a job spec doesn't mean Defoe will ever do any of those things ever again

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Strange mate. Even so, what kind of grown adult can't sort out a trip to the cinema on their own or buy their wife a card for their anniversary, birthday or black history month?

I nearly fell off my chair when I saw the black history month bit shoehorned in amongst birthdays and annual holidays

Could you be his PA and keep a straight face dealing with this?

https://twitter.com/IAmJermainDefoe/status/502655623692296194

Originally Posted by atticusgrinch

I'd rather be on the £#%&!ing dole.

£25k for that mither.

How's the legal aid fight going ?

Originally Posted by Baron

Great opportunity for some poor @#%&! to earn £25k p/a that

According to the Gruniad, the job pays £50-60k.

http://www.theguardian.com/football/...tocking-fridge

Originally Posted by Fat Al

According to the Gruniad, the job pays £50-60k.

http://www.theguardian.com/football/...tocking-fridge

In Sunderland? Crikey. You could retire after 2 years.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Strange mate. Even so, what kind of grown adult can't sort out a trip to the cinema on their own or buy their wife a card for their anniversary, birthday or black history month?

Modern footballers. I've read articles from football agents who have had to rush around to their clients homes to change light bulbs, set Sky + recordings and microwave their food.

They really do seem to be a right shower of pig ignorant barindead £#%&!ing degenerates.

I suppose if you are earning a few million a year you would want someone to do the shitty jobs.

Originally Posted by Fat Al

According to the Gruniad, the job pays £50-60k.

http://www.theguardian.com/football/...tocking-fridge

Up there with JonJo Shelvey's chef

Originally Posted by Harfynn Teuport

Up there with JonJo Shelvey's chef

might help attract the right applicant if they could spell professional.

Peoples heads would explode if they went on a jobs website or in the job centre and they saw more JOBS

how with all the clever £#%&!ers on we havent managed to put an application in is beyond me be possibly the greatest fred moment ever

Originally Posted by puressence

how with all the clever £#%&!ers on we havent managed to put an application in is beyond me be possibly the greatest fred moment ever

Good read this:
http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/do-i-...-defoes-pa-609

Originally Posted by doudou

Good read this:

It's not really, though, is it. It's the same piss-taking on this thread, but in more words.

I'd rather read some insight into what being a PA normally entails, how over the top this is in comparison, the kind of people who become a PA and whether they're taken advantage of, etc. Basic journalism is obviously a lot of hard work these days, though.

7 pages and no-ones picked up on "Create a global brand for the Jermain Defoe name"

It's not a PA they want, but a £#%&!ing magician.

Originally Posted by Fat Al

7 pages and no-ones picked up on "Create a global brand for the Jermain Defoe name"

It's not a PA they want, but a £#%&!ing magician.

His global brand values are well established by now as 'awful @#%&!'.