*OFFICIAL* Match Thread - Manchester United v Stoke City 02/12/14

Originally Posted by naes_sean

Mum, the £#%&!ing slag

She still breastfeeds

Originally Posted by irk

You £#%&!ing #@&%!

Wayne Rooney will not feature for United tonight. Not present on team bus.

Originally Posted by ScarFace

Wayne Rooney will not feature for United tonight. Not present on team bus.

fal-£#%&!ing-cao

Originally Posted by ScarFace

Wayne Rooney will not feature for United tonight. Not present on team bus.

Is it his birthday? Are you saying we have a YaYa Toure situation?

Originally Posted by HotChip

Is it his birthday? Are you saying we have a YaYa Toure situation?

:shakehead:

Originally Posted by The Return of JC

fal-£#%&!ing-cao

Wilson is seems.

https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/539852820334538753

Originally Posted by That Boy Ronaldo!

Wilson is seems.

Wil-£#%&!ing-son

Wilson ffs. Those thugs at the back for stoke will make mince meat out of him. :shakehead:

This is going to be fun

Originally Posted by Switching Off

https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/539852820334538753

Great to see Wilson in there and Herrera from the start.

Stoke won't be easy, but we're playing with such confidence.

has our genius ever started falcao?

Wilson and Herrera in for Rooney and Di Maria.

Fellaini still in for some odd reason.

Originally Posted by HotChip

Is it his birthday? Are you saying we have a YaYa Toure situation?

Yrs, but the fat scouse @#%&! has eaten all the cake already.

What the £#%&!

Hames Wilson

Can't wait to watch 60 mins of Van Persie and Wilson playing like total strangers before Falcao comes on.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Wilson ffs. Those thugs at the back for stoke will make mince meat out of him. :shakehead:

He will score tonight, nqat. A stoke lad.

Originally Posted by marlo

has our genius ever started falcao?

He's coming back from injury, you plum.