Ivan Toney

sesko has a 50m euro release clause.

we should get him, or awoniyi the forest striker

Originally Posted by pedr0

sesko has a 50m euro release clause.

we should get him, or awoniyi the forest striker

I like the first guy. Was reading an article about him last week. He swears that he scores more goals if he eats sweets with a hard sugar coating and a soft inside made of sugar, corn syrup, and hydrogenated palm kernel oil along with fruit juice, citric acid, and natural and artificial flavours, before a game.

Sesko - every Skittle helps.

Originally Posted by RedNick80

Is he black? *I don't see colour

Take it you don’t see shade either?

Originally Posted by guerreiro

Do we know if he’s from south or north London?

Very good question, and its the type of background check we'd run under Ferguson when doing our due diligence on a potential signing.

Toney was born and raised in Northampton, so would likely be free from the trappings of BAME South London culture that have negatively impacted many other players from adapting to a successful career at Manchester United.

However, further due diligence suggests other warning signs, pertaining to potential narcissistic traits noted by fellow female pupils at his former school, and the more recent questions around his moral compass in light of the betting scandal he has submerged himself in.

His eyes also have the appearance of a bad snide. In summary, this would be a very risky transfer for the club, particularly given the potential fee involved. One to avoid IMO.

As someone who has lived in and around London for large periods of time, I can confirm South Londoners - irrespective of race - are scumbags. Thanks.

Originally Posted by Finport Red

I like the first guy. Was reading an article about him last week. He swears that he scores more goals if he eats sweets with a hard sugar coating and a soft inside made of sugar, corn syrup, and hydrogenated palm kernel oil along with fruit juice, citric acid, and natural and artificial flavours, before a game.

Sesko - every Skittle helps.

that's one of the worst things I've ever read, and not just on this forum.

Starting to think finport is MNIH

Originally Posted by Gypsum Fantastic

Starting to think finport is MNIH

Heathers would rather flounce than deliver a pun that bad.

Surprised at finport tbh. Usually has a strong pun game.

Originally Posted by shenwen

Heathers would rather flounce than deliver a pun that bad.

Surprised at finport tbh. Usually has a strong pun game.

That’s a beauty mate. A piece of art. Anyone who properly appreciates the finer things of punnery will enjoy it.

Originally Posted by Gypsum Fantastic

Starting to think finport is MNIH

Is it possible Finners has gone twelve rounds with Spock?

Originally Posted by NedKelly

As someone who has lived in and around London for large periods of time, I can confirm South Londoners - irrespective of race - are scumbags. Thanks.

That’s quite enlightening, and now I know this I understand that everyone in north London must originally be from south london

Originally Posted by no fun

That’s quite enlightening, and now I know this I understand that everyone in north London must originally be from south london

North and East are where the Gs are at.

Originally Posted by NedKelly

North and East are where the Gs are at.

I should have added that all the residents of east and west London must also have originally been from south london

Originally Posted by no fun

I should have added that all the residents of east and west London must also have originally been from south london

Fair point re: West London.

Originally Posted by Chris Quayd

Take it you don’t see shade either?

It was just a shit joke TBF.

If by shade you mean nuance, then yes, I'd like to think so.

Originally Posted by RedNick80

It was just a shit joke TBF.

If by shade you mean nuance, then yes, I'd like to think so.

It was a shit joke about black not being a colour tbf

Originally Posted by Chris Quayd

It was a shit joke about black not being a colour tbf

With the kind of wit being served up today from Finport and Nofun I'm going to stop trying to be funny. Put to shame by those guys.