barcelona pre-matchthread

Hype and doom starts here

Originally Posted by est.1878

Hype and doom starts here

Fancy us to do them. Take a low scoring draw to the Nou, usual sheet soakers write us off before Martial, Rash and Jesse shred Catalan defences like Franco.

£#%&! all the bed wetting and doom for a night. A proper proper European tie with one of the GOAT gracing Old Trafford.

Messi to tear us a new one - again. Phil Jones go make himself look like a @#%&! - again.

Originally Posted by Chris Quayd

Fancy us to do them. Take a low scoring draw to the Nou, usual sheet soakers write us off before Martial, Rash and Jesse shred Catalan defences like Franco.

Originally Posted by Jethro

£#%&! all the bed wetting and doom for a night. A proper proper European tie with one of the GOAT gracing Old Trafford.

Like it.

Weather looks good.

On

Looking forward to it but not expecting anything. Last three games have been gash. Feels like the build up to the PSG 2nd leg....

...wait a minute

Originally Posted by Switching Off

Looking forward to it but not expecting anything. Last three games have been gash. Feels like the build up to the PSG 2nd leg....

...wait a minute

Exactly.

The one thing we know about this team is that it can be garbage for a few games, or even half a season, then spark into life.

We can do barcelona and win the champions league.

Stop City doing the treble/quad.

Overshadow Liverpool winning the league.

Praying for a miracle.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Praying for a miracle.

Are you £#%&!

Praying United get absolutely smashed so you can sit there having a massive piss stinking bitchfit about anything and everything

3-1 United

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

Are you £#%&!

Praying United get absolutely smashed so you can sit there having a massive piss stinking bitchfit about anything and everything

3-1 United

Think we'll lose 1-2 on Wednesday...

But we’ll do them at the Nou Camp 2-0

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

Are you £#%&!

Praying United get absolutely smashed so you can sit there having a massive piss stinking bitchfit about anything and everything

3-1 United

Praying the dog shits in your open mouth when you sleep

Hoping to keep the aggregate score below 7

Remember the 2011 final? It'll be worse.

Expect to see a few posts on Thursday claiming to secretly wish we hadn't beaten PSG nqat.

0-4

we will be hammered home and away............

What I hope will happen:- we charge at them from the start, unrelenting for the majority of the match. We won't match them in possession but if we can stick to their players like glue we have a chance. Quick counters are key here, so Martial, Rashford and Lingard up top is our best shot. We need pogba to man up and be ready to act as a playmaker for that front three; we know he has the range of passing, he must utilise it in this match. I hope Messi limps off with a hamstring injury around 5 minutes into the tie.

What will probably happen:- Young. Smalling. Pogba goes missing, only popping up to try showboating 25 yards from our own goal. He loses the ball every time. Messi plays the 90 minutes etc etc

Shitting it tbh.

Hopefully OT is rocking because PSG was abit of a let down

Need to keep it tight and still be in the tie going over there then anything can happen. By still be in the tie i mean dont concede more than 1 goal.

1-1 wouldnt be too bad a win would be

Originally Posted by ziggyman17

we will be hammered home and away............

Will there be tea and biscuits?

Can’t be any worse than the Wolves game.

2-0 up the £#%&!ing reds.

there is no chance of us winning or even looking competent. we're all sparky now. soz.

our chief weapon is surprise.