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View Poll Results: What will José do at United? (Knives out everywhere)
He'll start winning and eventually win titles. 80 79.21%
He's not the man for job, he's 'lost it'. Sacked. 7 6.93%
He'll get fed up of football/the media and walk away. 7 6.93%
The Glazers/Woody will cave to the grief and get rid. 2 1.98%
Other - state 5 4.95%
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Unread 05-12-2016, 09:02 AM
magic_cantona
 
Default José..............

What do you think his future at United will be?

Poll to follow..
 
Unread 05-12-2016, 09:06 AM
HolyMackrelDoodleBonkon
 
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He'll be putting pannini stickers on his #@&%! before the end of the season nqat.
 
Unread 05-12-2016, 09:07 AM
Pop
 
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Reckon he'll hang himself in his hotel room before March.
 
Unread 05-12-2016, 10:12 AM
Cream
 
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On paper I'd say he's a safer bet to win a Premier League title than Pep Guardiola - or any manager.

The team, on the other hand...

Shaw, Martial, Jones/Bailly, Herrera. These shitehawks occupy the standout positions of a successful Mourinho side. So either they mature this season, or he's got his work cut out over the summer.

Maybe a right back, as good as Valencia has been.
 
Unread 05-12-2016, 10:32 AM
puressence
 
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If anybody votes other than no1 can u block me
 
Unread 05-12-2016, 10:58 AM
jem
 
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we should never have hired him, but he hasn't even been good at what he's meant to be good at. if you are going to sell your soul, the least you want is for the devil to deliver on his side of the bargain. he's a miserable, deluded, #@&%!ed failure. "we were unlucky again."? £#%&! off. he'll win titles if we give him £500mio.
 
Unread 05-12-2016, 11:01 AM
saffers
 
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Jeez, at least van gizzle got until February before people started throwing polls at him.

Ugly scenes on here atm
 
Unread 05-12-2016, 11:15 AM
ZiggyStardust
 
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I think he'll get it right eventually but if he doesn't move out of that hotel then he's not going to be here long term

Needs to stop the side being so negative when closing out narrow leads

Also never playing Fellaini again would be very helpful
 
Unread 05-12-2016, 11:26 AM
andyroo
 
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This hotel %@#$&!s, nobody would give a shit if we were winning, we're not so people are casting about for "reasons".

We're not winning because we're shit at football, not because the manager lives in a hotel.
 
Unread 05-12-2016, 11:32 AM
ZiggyStardust
 
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Originally Posted by andyroo
This hotel %@#$&!s, nobody would give a shit if we were winning, we're not so people are casting about for "reasons".

We're not winning because we're shit at football, not because the manager lives in a hotel.
I never said it had anything to do with the football

My point was it's the effect it will have on Jose
I can't see him staying here long term unless his wife joins him next season and he moves out
Family life is hugely important for traditional Iberians like Jose
 
Unread 05-12-2016, 12:46 PM
gav81
 
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Won only 2 of last 11 in the Premier League (Leicester and Swansea).

Failed to win 21 of 30 since the beginning of last season.

On a downward spiral since the beginning of 2015.

Support the club, not the guy dragging the club down.
 
Unread 05-12-2016, 12:49 PM
itisme_panaflex
 
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Originally Posted by gav81
Won only 2 of last 11 in the Premier League (Leicester and Swansea).

Failed to win 21 of 30 since the beginning of last season.

On a downward spiral since the beginning of 2015.

Support the club, not the guy dragging the club down.
Apparently that applied to lvg but not Jose.
 
Unread 05-12-2016, 01:18 PM
saffers
 
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Der Kaiser, forzagarza, gav81, itisme_panaflex
 
Unread 05-12-2016, 01:38 PM
Rorschach
 
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As I said to a red in the boozer yesterday; there is much work still to be done but there is clear progress - I don't *have* to be pissed to watch United this season...
 
Unread 05-12-2016, 01:46 PM
itisme_panaflex
 
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Der Kaiser, forzagarza, gav81, itisme_panaflex
Rat.
 
Unread 05-12-2016, 01:57 PM
waynes ear's
 
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I voted "state" as it was my reaction to the thread. Absolute state

He'll win us trophies. Nqat. Needs to murder a few players first
 
Unread 05-12-2016, 02:03 PM
Tumescent Throb
 
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it's heading for a highly predictable car crash, nqat...

united will come under increasing pressure to get rid, mourinho will get more and more erratic, more and more stroppy, more and more helpless... and between them they will judge the right time and try and control the story to their own satisfaction...

mourinho isn't dumb. of course he wants the league cup. of course he wants the uefa cup. the united team is no closer to winning the league off the back of the 150m he's already spent than it was off the back of the 300m the club already threw at it since fergie left them to it off the back of his 13th league title...
 
Unread 05-12-2016, 02:05 PM
Crumps
 
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Is a joke that we are scoring goals and continuing to make chances yet can't capitalise in the league games. £#%&! knows but we do need a left back with a left foot on the pitch due to the way our attacking wide players play.
 
Unread 05-12-2016, 02:17 PM
That Boy Ronaldo!
 
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Jose...

Needs a kick up the arse.

No excuse for his poor selections and even worse substitutions this season, he needs to do better.
 
Unread 05-12-2016, 02:54 PM
puressence
 
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@#%&!s voting anything but one are the @#%&!s that voted Brexit to stop immagration and voted trump to build a wall. £#%&!ing moronic @#%&!s
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