Tonight's champions league 13/02

City fans on the radio this morning losing their shit because people are finally cottoning on that they’re a boring, robotic bunch of cheats.

I don’t know how anyone can sit there and watch them hog the ball for 80% of the game, endlessly recycling the ball between defenders and wide players. It’s honestly soulless, joyless, sterile shit.

There’s no jeopardy, no flair, no personality in the team other than the manager’s overwhelming autism. It’s football by numbers, it’s the zenith of an opta stat virgin’s fantasy £#%&!.

Congratulations everyone. You’ve found a way to completely distill a sport so that there’s no actual contest happening.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

City fans on the radio this morning losing their shit because people are finally cottoning on that they’re a boring, robotic bunch of cheats.

I don’t know how anyone can sit there and watch them hog the ball for 80% of the game, endlessly recycling the ball between defenders and wide players. It’s honestly soulless, joyless, sterile shit.

There’s no jeopardy, no flair, no personality in the team other than the manager’s overwhelming autism. It’s football by numbers, it’s the zenith of an opta stat virgin’s fantasy £#%&!.

Congratulations everyone. You’ve found a way to completely distill a sport so that there’s no actual contest happening.

Hoping the Everton deduction forces a precedent. Tbh even if city aren’t deducted points, just found guilty is an enough of a stain on them.