Cristiano Ronaldo

Originally Posted by Neo

PM received, but no date, no time, no location. Basically an absolute waste of £#%&!ing words, you absolute shitstain. Meet IRL so I can put your geriatric arse into a permanent sleep, or kindly £#%&! off.


Yeah, course he has. You disgusting fat mess. Still celebrate Christmas now that you're a regular sand sniffer? If so, meet me over the festive period and I'll end your misery.

Likewise from you, shitstain. Where dyou wanna meet, halfwit? The £#%&!ing Seychelles?

Somebody tell the cretin.

Originally Posted by Denis Irwell

Likewise from you, shitstain. Where dyou wanna meet, halfwit? The £#%&!ing Seychelles?

Somebody tell the cretin.

Can I come?

Originally Posted by Denis Irwell

Narrative from shit the beds like you - carry on making shit links up though


"Surely" my arse

Who rattled your cage babe?

https://youtu.be/GhtohKXReP4

neo issuing another trial by combat, surely not?

Originally Posted by naes_sean

https://youtu.be/GhtohKXReP4

https://youtu.be/iyI2ohgGVy4

ffs...



Should have just went full on Brent across his team mates laps.

Pepe ffs

Seems he's diddled the taxman and has gone public with his earnings to prove otherwise.

Anywho, according to released documentation the magnificent bastard in 2015 alone made £191m

The figures works out at £523,000 a day, £3.7m a week or £15.9m a month

That is absolutely £#%&!ing batshit insane

Yeah but is he happy £#%&!ing hell.

Leaked image. Has won the Balloon Door again



No mention of where Welbeck came.

Balon d'Or used to be an interesting award but the Ronaldo Messi years of dominating it have been zzzzzzzzzzzz

Yes a number of those years they deserved to win it but there are other great players who deserved to have won it in that time period
No way has Ronaldo been the best player in the world this year

It's now just about who scores the most goals and has the most instagram followers

There have been better players than Messi and Ronaldo

Originally Posted by believe

There have been better players than Messi and Ronaldo

I think Schweinsteiger or Neuer had a good shout in 2014.

Realistically though, they are 2 of the best players of all time.

In my lifetime...

Messi
Ronaldo
Ronaldo
Matthaus
Maradona

are the top 5.

Matthaus won Germany a world cup in 1990 - he was incredible for a few years.

He's not even top five ffs

Originally Posted by Jez Quigley

I think Schweinsteiger or Neuer had a good shout in 2014.

Realistically though, they are 2 of the best players of all time.

In my lifetime...

Messi
Ronaldo
Ronaldo
Matthaus
Maradona

are the top 5.

Matthaus won Germany a world cup in 1990 - he was incredible for a few years.

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

He's not even top five ffs

Go on then, let's hear your top 5 then mate.

Originally Posted by ZiggyStardust

It's now just about who scores the most goals and has the most instagram followers

Didn't Ronaldo win the European Cup and Euros this year?

Originally Posted by Buck

Ronaldinho was £#%&!ing ridiculous for a couple of years. Stunning player. Faded badly though.