Depay

Originally Posted by Billy Redface

State.

Horrific as his United career.

Sell him in exactly 19 days.

Amen brother.

Originally Posted by Switching Off

Hatrick today.

Great prediction there.

Originally Posted by red in cumbria

Great prediction there.

Can see why his dad left.

Is he carrying a walking cane there?

Someone should take it off him and beat him senseless with it.

Should take about 5 seconds tbf

Originally Posted by sa7

Is he carrying a walking cane there?

Someone should take it off him and beat him senseless with it.

Should take about 5 seconds tbf

less if it were a football.

genuinely forgot he still played for us, tbh.

Originally Posted by Jack Duckworth

genuinely forgot he still played for us, tbh.

he doesn't...

Originally Posted by ScarFace

Can see why his dad left.

Just seen that Oscar is off to China for £52m. Surely we can get one of those mugs to take Memphis for £30m - he was top scorer in the Eredivise ffs.

Originally Posted by Iron Fist

Just seen that Oscar is off to China for £52m. Surely we can get one of those mugs to take Memphis for £30m - he was top scorer in the Eredivise ffs.

We don't have many Brazilian mercenaries on the books unfortunately

Originally Posted by Sparky***

We don't have many Brazilian mercenaries on the books unfortunately

No, but they'll buy anything with 'big name'. I wonder how much those idiots would pony up for Fellaini....

Originally Posted by Iron Fist

No, but they'll buy anything with 'big name'. I wonder how much those idiots would pony up for Fellaini....

That's not the point though is it...the player has to be effectively willing to waste their peak years in £#%&!ing China. Not many european players would do that

Originally Posted by Iron Fist

No, but they'll buy anything with 'big name'. I wonder how much those idiots would pony up for Fellaini....

That Afro in the humidity of China ffs

Originally Posted by Iron Fist

No, but they'll buy anything with 'big name'. I wonder how much those idiots would pony up for Fellaini....

If only we had an overpaid, underperforming big-name player we could palm off on them...

Originally Posted by doudou

If only we had an overpaid, underperforming big-name player we could palm off on them...

Not sure if pogba would fancy it there tbh.

Won't start tonight imo

Originally Posted by Sapien

Won't start tonight imo

I think SOTY voting is closed pal

no doubt he'll come good, but unlikely it'll happen with us

wish he didn't look so shite coming on from the bench, think he really let himself down with the brief cameos he was given tbh - just didn't do enough to give Mourinho enough of a headache

The lad just isn't going to cut it in this league. Juve will snap him up for a tenner and he'll go on to win the balloon door.