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Unread 11-08-2016, 09:54 AM
Sapien
 
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.....no, flag! And he scores. It was Donald Love on the far side, playing everyone on side. Which begs the question, How Deep Is Your Love?
Highly appropriate username in the circumstances.
 
Unread 11-08-2016, 09:57 AM
dragflick
 
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Unread 11-08-2016, 09:57 AM
Billy Redface
 
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Originally Posted by Sapien
Highly appropriate username in the circumstances.


I sighed as a clicked submit.
 
Unread 11-08-2016, 09:58 AM
Sizlack
 
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It would be a tragedy if he moved up there and became a victim of a suicide bomber..


 
Unread 11-08-2016, 10:22 AM
92ToBury
 
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It would be a tragedy if he moved up there and became a victim of a suicide bomber..


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3gEkwhdXUE
Then his landlady would say.....

 
Unread 11-08-2016, 10:22 AM
forzagarza
 
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It would be a tragedy if he moved up there and became a victim of a suicide bomber..


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3gEkwhdXUE
 
Unread 11-08-2016, 10:46 AM
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Moyes..."I hope we can improve them" hope.,, £#%&!er.

His signing was done in 10 mins apparently.

His missus has also suggested he's a 1 pump chump:

https://youtu.be/QHaA1beOwrY
 
Unread 11-08-2016, 11:28 AM
signed dc
 
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Originally Posted by Billy Redface
.....no, flag! And he scores. It was Donald Love on the far side, playing everyone on side. Which begs the question, How Deep Is Your Love?


Plagiarising No Fun


http://www.utdforum.com/forum/showpo...5&postcount=53
 
Unread 11-08-2016, 11:40 AM
browser
 
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Donald love....Had-away
 
Unread 11-08-2016, 11:43 AM
no fun
 
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Originally Posted by signed dc
the sincerest form of flattery

I imagine Donald will form a good relationship with the lad who plays right wing this season, he will overlap, the winger will get back and help out Donald in defence, and they will generally dovetail nicely on the right hand side of Moyes 442 formation

however, when Donald scores 3 own goals, plays the opposition onside for 3 other goals, and injures his own keeper, Moyes will ask the winger to appear at the post match press conference to take the entire blame

the winger will say

I will do anything for love but I wont do that
 
Unread 11-08-2016, 12:29 PM
Dasilvatwins
 
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How is it even with attempting to sign below average players moyes fails?!

Forget love and mcnair , sign fellani and januzaj already, almost as if he thinks those two are too good for him so he drops down a shit level and signs mcnair and love
 
Unread 11-08-2016, 12:44 PM
Sapien
 
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Originally Posted by no fun
the sincerest form of flattery

I imagine Donald will form a good relationship with the lad who plays right wing this season, he will overlap, the winger will get back and help out Donald in defence, and they will generally dovetail nicely on the right hand side of Moyes 442 formation

however, when Donald scores 3 own goals, plays the opposition onside for 3 other goals, and injures his own keeper, Moyes will ask the winger to appear at the post match press conference to take the entire blame

the winger will say

I will do anything for love but I wont do that
Sounds a little bit contrived iiph
 
Unread 11-08-2016, 12:58 PM
92ToBury
 
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Originally Posted by Dasilvatwins
How is it even with attempting to sign below average players moyes fails?!

Forget love and mcnair , sign fellani and januzaj already, almost as if he thinks those two are too good for him so he drops down a shit level and signs mcnair and love
Indeed. If he stumps up what he did for Fellaini he can have Adnan for free.
 
Unread 11-08-2016, 01:08 PM
The taste of...
 
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Mackem's hanging on to a 1 goal lead, they hold his number up - last minute sub and he walks slowly off from the other side the pitch with the away fans protesting and home fans singing

You can't hurry love....
No you'll just have to wait
 
Unread 11-08-2016, 01:26 PM
Ashley's Grime
 
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At last Moyes has come in for something useful, other than being a Moe Syzlak lookalike.

No disrespect to Moe.
 
Unread 11-08-2016, 02:02 PM
Pop
 
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Poor bastards. Imagine waking up every morning and having to look at and listen to David £#%&!ing Moyes whinging out his arse for hours on end. And then blaming you for his inevitable mess.

 
Unread 11-08-2016, 02:14 PM
no fun
 
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Mackem's hanging on to a 1 goal lead, they hold his number up - last minute sub and he walks slowly off from the other side the pitch with the away fans protesting and home fans singing

You can't hurry love....
No you'll just have to wait


http://www.utdforum.com/forum/showpo...5&postcount=22
 
Unread 11-08-2016, 02:30 PM
Sizlack
 
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Hes failed his medical! Apparently couldn't even make it up the stairs at Sunderlands training complex


 
Unread 11-08-2016, 02:37 PM
Sapien
 
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The good news about this from Donald's perspective is that he will get a decent pay rise. This will enable him to combine his love of low earth orbit with sensible investing for the future. Should this investment pass over the Stadium of Light during a match it would enable the fans to indulge in a rendition of 'Satellite of Love'.
 
Unread 11-08-2016, 02:45 PM
Sizlack
 
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Originally Posted by Sapien
The good news about this from Donald's perspective is that he will get a decent pay rise. This will enable him to combine his love of low earth orbit with sensible investing for the future. Should this investment pass over the Stadium of Light during a match it would enable the fans to indulge in a rendition of 'Satellite of Love'.

Jesus wept.


Its a shame they cant put him up in digs at the moment due to rushing through the transfer so they have had to put him up in a small towable boxed shaped home on wheels....
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