Manchester United v Spurs - 4:30pm 14/01/24 - Official Match Thread

That was very Werner-y

Originally Posted by jem

lol.

how has that 1-2 "not come off"?

idiots like neville g will think rashers is having a good half.

At least they'd post it in the right thread.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

300k a week can’t shoot with his left

Weird how he never gets criticised for that yet a certain Brazilian maestro gets abused non-stop by “fans” for being one footed.

Could we be any more shit at defending corners? £#%&! me.

Bruno's had a proper 1755 Lisbon Earthquake this half.

£#%&! me can we not mark players at corners?

Originally Posted by Zorg

Neville said Spurs have been 'much the better side'

Does he post on here?

People laying into Bruno too

Close from Bruno there.

Well, that was all rather insane

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Could we be any more shit at defending corners? £#%&! me.

Just float it around the edge of the six yard box and you’ve got a chance

What does that set piece coach actually do with them? We’re the worst team at both ends on corners.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Another game of watching Rashford £#%&! up every single one of our attacks

Every single one?

Originally Posted by Zorg

Neville said Spurs have been 'much the better side'

Thought I heard that, what game is he watching?

Bruno clearly under instruction to look for that early ball in behind. Just doesn’t have to do it every single £#%&!ing time

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

What does that set piece coach actually do with them? We’re the worst team at both ends on corners.

Pretty sure we brought this guy in -

Odd match so far. We don't look great but we're actually clinical for a change.

We look very vulnerable on corners but spurs look a bit useless otherwise.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Could we be any more shit at defending corners? £#%&! me.

Shit at attacking corners too. Our set pieces have been so bad for many years. The set piece coach is stealing a living .

Still ,usual performance a bit shit only we are leading.

Hopefully we score a third quickly in the second half , need to relax the nerves a bit. Everytime they get a corner there’s a strong chance they’ll score.

Maybe if Casemiro has 30 mins in him, Eriksens been decent but having trouble making up ground. AWB needs to watch it too already on a yellow.

Mainoo has been great

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Could we be any more shit at defending corners? £#%&! me.

The defense is a real £#%&!ing shambles. Why do Dalot and Evans kept relentlessly backing off whoever is coming towards them with the ball until they decide to shoot or pass ? There's no authority or presence there. We'll have to score again, NQAT.

Desperate for Martinez and Sick Boy to come back.

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

Bruno clearly under instruction to look for that early ball in behind. Just doesn’t have to do it every single £#%&!ing time

Agree but the lack of movement when we do get the ball.

We need players in positions to receive the ball, sometimes when we win it nobody moves. Need smarter players who can find that extra yard of space.

Originally Posted by magic_cantona

The defense is a real £#%&!ing shambles. Why do Dalot and Evans kept relentlessly backing off whoever is coming towards them with the ball until they decide to shoot or pass ? There's no authority or presence there. We'll have to score again, NQAT.

Desperate for Martinez and Sick Boy to come back.

You’ll probably need to clarify on that one.

Originally Posted by magic_cantona

The defense is a real £#%&!ing shambles. Why do Dalot and Evans kept relentlessly backing off whoever is coming towards them with the ball until they decide to shoot or pass ? There's no authority or presence there. We'll have to score again, NQAT.

Desperate for Martinez and Sick Boy to come back.

Agreed with Martinez back , having a player who can actually pass through the lines from within defence would do so much for us.

Originally Posted by Finport Red

You’ll probably need to clarify on that one.

Van de Beek.