Daniel Bachmann

Looks like we’re attempting to sign him from Watford as backup keeper.

The only keeper in the league with worse cross collection stats than de Gea

https://twitter.com/utdfrankie/status/1539613260030377986?s=21&t=q-924DX1rBkZg6uql9ukvw

It feels like we’re doing it on purpose ffs. Couldn’t get anyone even slightly better with crosses and kicking because Dave would be out of a job

Just buy the lad at Brighton and stop £#%&!ing about.

Originally Posted by dunk

Looks like we’re attempting to sign him from Watford as backup keeper.

The only keeper in the league with worse cross collection stats than de Gea

https://twitter.com/utdfrankie/statu...rBkZg6uql9ukvw

It feels like we’re doing it on purpose ffs. Couldn’t get anyone even slightly better with crosses and kicking because Dave would be out of a job

Just buy the lad at Brighton and stop £#%&!ing about.

This seems utterly pointless. Just keep play Heaton.

Heaton as back up and one of the kids as 3rd choice should be the way to go surely?

Completely agree. No idea why we’re bothering signing clearly substandard players to sit on the bench and do £#%&! all.

Nick Pope is available, he’s better than Dave ffs.

Reminder that a GK is literally the least of our problems.

We’d just be replacing Lee Grass.

Originally Posted by ryanMUFC

Reminder that a GK is literally the least of our problems.

We’d just be replacing Lee Grass.

It really, really isn’t.

There’s no point replacing 2 players that managed about 3 games between them last season when there’s another bloke knocking about that could cover those games.

The next goalkeeper arriving needs to replace de Gea. Preferably tomorrow.

Originally Posted by dunk

Looks like we’re attempting to sign him from Watford as backup keeper.

The only keeper in the league with worse cross collection stats than de Gea

https://twitter.com/utdfrankie/statu...rBkZg6uql9ukvw

It feels like we’re doing it on purpose ffs. Couldn’t get anyone even slightly better with crosses and kicking because Dave would be out of a job

Just buy the lad at Brighton and stop f***ing about.

We could always get out goalkeeping coach to train him on crosses, to make sure he puts the ball out for a corner. We could call it the…ahem… “Bachman turn ‘er over drive”.

I’m here all week.

Can’t say I’m arsed who the backup keeper is

At least it looks like he’ll be a like for like replacement for Dave

He’ll cost 4m too haggling over 10m for De Jong but willing to spend 4m on this useless @#%&! and the glazers will be taking 10+ million out the club on Friday

Originally Posted by Vedder

He’ll cost 4m too haggling over 10m for De Jong but willing to spend 4m on this useless @#%&! and the glazers will be taking 10+ million out the club on Friday

£#%&! all has changed.

We’ve all been had and these @#%&!s are laughing at us for believing they wanted change.

Originally Posted by AK14

£#%&! all has changed.

We’ve all been had and these @#%&!s are laughing at us for believing they wanted change.

Yup 100%

Theyl end up making a panic signing , they’ll get the de jong deal done . Once again the players won’t be good enough, tools will be downed. It’s just expected these days

Originally Posted by Dasilvatwins

Yup 100%

Theyl end up making a panic signing , they’ll get the de jong deal done . Once again the players won’t be good enough, tools will be downed. It’s just expected these days

Turning into a similar transfer window to the Moyes summer.

Pre season starts on Monday and we haven’t made a single signing.

Originally Posted by dunk

Completely agree. No idea why we’re bothering signing clearly substandard players to sit on the bench and do f*** all.

Nick Pope is available, he’s better than Dave ffs.

Nick pope makes dave look like zidane with the ball at his feet.

Originally Posted by Joe Biden

Nick pope makes dave look like zidane with the ball at his feet.

He comes off his line though. So that’s half the battle.

Usual suspects on the verge of offing themselves because we’ve been linked with a back-up goalie who doesn’t claim enough crosses per game ffs

Originally Posted by Ethers

Usual suspects on the verge of offing themselves because we’ve been linked with a back-up goalie who doesn’t claim enough crosses per game ffs

Been a cracking off season so far.....

Heads falling off AOTS..

Looks like the Bach-mann is boiling piss all over the shop here...

Originally Posted by Finport Red

We could always get out goalkeeping coach to train him on crosses, to make sure he puts the ball out for a corner. We could call it the…ahem… “Bachman turn ‘er over drive”.

I’m here all week.

We ain't seen nothin' yet