United are trying to sign my cousin...

koppas · 02-10-2008, 09:18 AM

Sercan Yildirim. He's only 18 and is playing for Bursaspor at the moment.

Going to bid £5m apparantly.

Can't wait. Free tickets. Confirmed.

BryanRobson'sLiver · 02-10-2008, 09:20 AM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sercan_...%C4%B1r%C4%B1m

Pete's Shoes · 02-10-2008, 09:21 AM

Don Stuarte · 02-10-2008, 09:21 AM

Does he wear facepaint ?

koppas · 02-10-2008, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by BryanRobson'sLiver

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sercan_...%C4%B1r%C4%B1m

Brilliant!

antonin jablonsky · 02-10-2008, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by BryanRobson'sLiver

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sercan_...%C4%B1r%C4%B1m

elhombre · 02-10-2008, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by koppas

Sercan Yildirim. He's only 18 and is playing for Bursaspor at the moment.

Going to bid £5m apparantly.

Can't wait. Free tickets. Confirmed.

i new before i even saw you had posted this shite, it'd be you who had posted this shite and i was right... and it is shite.

koppas · 02-10-2008, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by elhombre

i new before i even saw you had posted this shite, it'd be you who had posted this shite and i was right... and it is shite.

So are you saying you knew I would post it?

koppas · 02-10-2008, 09:28 AM

Just seen the new edit.

"A one-legged Turkish footballer".

elhombre · 02-10-2008, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by koppas

So are you saying you knew I would post it?

yes.

koppas · 02-10-2008, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by elhombre

yes.

Would you like a piece of birthday cake as a gesture of congratulation?

elhombre · 02-10-2008, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by koppas

Would you like a piece of birthday cake as a gesture of congratulation?

no, i would rather ram my #@&%! in to your mother's bottom. repeatedly.

koppas · 02-10-2008, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by elhombre

no, i would rather ram my #@&%! in to your mother's bottom. repeatedly.

What time can you come round?

elhombre · 02-10-2008, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by koppas

What time can you come round?

i'm already there, in the wardrobe.

koppas · 02-10-2008, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by elhombre

i'm already there, in the wardrobe.

Can I see your willy?

Part 36 Offer · 02-10-2008, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by koppas

What time can you come round?

ffs

elhombre · 02-10-2008, 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by koppas

can i see your willy?

lol, a/s/l?

koppas · 02-10-2008, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by elhombre

lol, a/s/l?

LOLZ! 24/m/istanbul

elhombre · 02-10-2008, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by koppas

lolz! 24/m/istanbul

lmfao.

Yhpm.

koppas · 02-10-2008, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by elhombre

lmfao.

Yhpm.

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