Are we allowed to talk about how shit Rashford is now?

Originally Posted by Lazlo Panaflex

He'd batter you lad. Walk right into yer gaf, stitch you a swift loaf, and sit down next to your bird and watch Netflix. Probably that diver shite bunks talked people into watching. 1hr and a half wasted. That should be compensated for £#%&! sake.

As if Jesse Lingard has ever been in any situation where the even the formation of a fist was necessary.

Hands are all loose from brapping, planking, twerking and creating finger-related logos.

The little burp would probably have his thumb on the inside.

Originally Posted by Lazlo Panaflex

He'd batter you lad. Walk right into yer gaf, stitch you a swift loaf, and sit down next to your bird and watch Netflix. Probably that diver shite bunks talked people into watching. 1hr and a half wasted. That should be compensated for £#%&! sake.

He's about 5ft 3 and weak as piss. Any fully grown man would beat him.

Originally Posted by Neo

He really needs to be kept away from Lingard. The state of the two of them over the summer, ffs.

That little #@&%! and his team have got their claws right into Rashford, and will be worm-tonguing about brands and clothing lines.

This and then some. All the 'big characters' at utd are tossers, there's barely an adult in the team, never mind a leader and they will ruin all the young players around them. Why the £#%&! is a 28 y.o. even holidaying with a 21y.o. kid if he wasn't a kid trapped in a mans body. Lingard should have been sold off to his level at stoke or some shit this window. Malignant £#%&!tard

Originally Posted by Neo

He really needs to be kept away from Lingard. The state of the two of them over the summer, ffs.

That little #@&%! and his team have got their claws right into Rashford, and will be worm-tonguing about brands and clothing lines.

Reminds me of kids at school. They need splitting up.

Originally Posted by Hands of Scone

Reminds me of kids at school. They need splitting up.

New contract confirmed.

About 350k a week

Originally Posted by TheFatGoth

About 350k a week

no it isnt.

That won't be basic. Will be £#%&! loads of add ons.

Anyway, here's to another season of boiling Sparky's piss

Originally Posted by TheFatGoth

New contract confirmed.

About 350k a week

And he's earned every penny. It's Marcus Mania!!!

https://twitter.com/utdreport/status/1145679131524444165?s=20

https://twitter.com/utdreport/status/1145679569929850881?s=20

https://twitter.com/utdreport/status/1145679481585242112?s=20

https://twitter.com/utdreport/status/1145679316170055680?s=20

https://twitter.com/utdreport/status/1145679649105743872?s=20

https://twitter.com/utdreport/status/1145679214219337730?s=20

https://twitter.com/utdreport/status/1145680332244606976?s=20

He’s now earning one of the highest wages of any sportsman on the planet.

Lets hope his performances justify at least some of it....

Fold the club.

Love the lad is it odd when I read he’s signed I automatically thought. Wonder how sparkys taking this 🤣🤣🤣

Great news.....

Originally Posted by puressence

Love the lad is it odd when I read he’s signed I automatically thought. Wonder how sparkys taking this 🤣🤣🤣

Perhaps on some subconscious level you're aware that Rashy is a bit gashy and you can relate?

Ole should've told him to £#%&! off and score 30 goals next season and then ask again.

Big season for Rashers..

I think he’ll take the next step and become one of the best players in the league.

Originally Posted by Switching Off

Ole should've told him to £#%&! off and score 30 goals next season and then ask again.

Was listening to Michael Jordan talk about this.

'Players these days are paid on potential'.

Reckoned it harms their development because they have nothing to work towards. Psychologically, they're already there and have the salary to prove it.

Especially true these days with players/agents so savvy in regards to money and exposure.

Great news.

‘The players have the faith in the manager now’

Wow. Huge subbies at Mou-Mou there.

Great news.

Shit thread.