Dave Kidd of The Sun - Shots fired at Jose

Originally Posted by Jammy Dodger

Or maybe it’s not a quick fix.

Oh it isn't. But the team is making no progress other than the minimum to be expected given the investment.

If he didn't keep making the same shitty mistakes over and over with no change I wouldn't be as harsh, but the shitty tactics, shit shape and disjointed nature of our play is the same now as it was in the first weeks of his tenure. Even if we were at least looking good in patches and being undone by stupid mistakes and low confidence, as under LvG, then I could see something was coming together. There's nothing there. He hasn't improved any aspect of the way the team plays beyond buying more attacking options.

Originally Posted by dunk

Oh it isn't. But the team is making no progress other than the minimum to be expected given the investment.

If he didn't keep making the same shitty mistakes over and over with no change I wouldn't be as harsh, but the shitty tactics, shit shape and disjointed nature of our play is the same now as it was in the first weeks of his tenure. Even if we were at least looking good in patches and being undone by stupid mistakes and low confidence, as under LvG, then I could see something was coming together. There's nothing there. He hasn't improved any aspect of the way the team plays beyond buying more attacking options.

I want to disagree with you, but it’s becoming harder to deny tbh.

Originally Posted by dunk

Even if we were at least looking good in patches and being undone by stupid mistakes and low confidence, as under LvG

Um, ok.

Originally Posted by Jammy Dodger

Um, ok.

£#%&!ing lol.

Originally Posted by dunk

Yeah, £#%&! it, let's embrace never ending mundane mediocrity.

to be fair to ears, he has embraced this concept wholeheartedly.don't mention the superbowl. :0)

Originally Posted by Sparky***

The entire 25 man squad cost £556m

I have no idea where he's getting 660.8 from.

agents' fees?

Originally Posted by dunk

Didn't we do that to Mourinho? Dong Fangzhou

Wasn't that them doing the guard for us? Dong and Chrissy Eagles in the side getting the guard from JT etc

Originally Posted by Clarkie

He was?
Before or after the red card against City?

That doesn't mean he had a bad year, he was lauded for his performances in that first season.

Originally Posted by S/Side.Red

Wasn't that them doing the guard for us? Dong and Chrissy Eagles in the side getting the guard from JT etc

Oh yes

I'm sure we had to do it for them once.. might've been at OT.

Originally Posted by dunk

Oh yes

I'm sure we had to do it for them once.. might've been at OT.

after they won 3-0?

Originally Posted by jem

after they won 3-0?

or before they won 3-1. just got applauded after.

Originally Posted by Jammy Dodger

No. They should be made to do it. And also made to watch every second of city’s title celebrations.

They won’t give a £#%&!. This is not Bryan Robson we’re talking about. They’ll be back on instagram, dabbing, within twenty minutes.

The point about Fergie’s team of 86-90 is valid, but let’s not forget that he also nearly ran out of time, and yes his team were a reflection of him in that, while they might not have been good enough until he added the right parts, they never strolled about the pitch giving 60% and playing like £#%&!ing cowards.

Originally Posted by utd99

They won’t give a f***. This is not Bryan Robson we’re talking about. They’ll be back on instagram, dabbing, within twenty minutes.

The point about Fergie’s team of 86-90 is valid, but let’s not forget that he also nearly ran out of time, and yes his team were a reflection of him in that, while they might not have been good enough until he added the right parts, they never strolled about the pitch giving 60% and playing like f***ing cowards.

Probably high five them as they come out and recognise each other from their Adidas ads.

Originally Posted by jem

omg! absolute abu @#%&! writing hysterical shite in a poxy rag.

he's right, though. 100%.

No he isn't.

Though that we are even giving the likes of him the excuse to spout this shite is pretty unforgiveable all told

Originally Posted by Billy Redface

Probably high five them as they come out and recognise each other from their Adidas ads.

And shit talking United behind their hands.

Originally Posted by doudou

"You, fat man!"

Loved his press conferences and contempt for football journalists in this country (not one take it seriously compared to elsewhere in Europe, more interested in gossip and spouting made up shite trading it off as insight and/or fact).

"Enjoy your mince pies and wine"

There is no rule for any guard of honour. Utd should completely and utterly £#%&! it off. Just stroll out and £#%&! em. I’m betting Jose is already thinking £#%&! em after the December game. So hope we play em and they need to beat us to win it. Be £#%&!ing savage

Originally Posted by puressence

There is no rule for any guard of honour. Utd should completely and utterly £#%&! it off. Just stroll out and £#%&! em. I’m betting Jose is already thinking £#%&! em after the December game. So hope we play em and they need to beat us to win it. Be £#%&!ing savage

We started it. When Busby had ours do it for Chelsea in 1955.

We've had all our enemies have to do it for us plenty of times. Snivelling about having to do it now is piss weak.

Originally Posted by andyroo

We started it. When Busby had ours do it for Chelsea in 1955.

We've had all our enemies have to do it for us plenty of times. Snivelling about having to do it now is piss weak.

Yep.

The time to stand up and say 'f*** off' to city was during any number of our pathetic submissions this season.....none more so than against them.

Originally Posted by Billy Redface

Yep.

The time to stand up and say '£#%&! off' to city was during any number of our pathetic submissions this season.....none more so than against them.

Exactly. Anyone we expect to be here next season should be in that guard of honour, should it happen, and made to watch the @#%&!s celebrate. If they aren’t hurt and fired up, £#%&! them off.

Originally Posted by dunk

Exactly. Anyone we expect to be here next season should be in that guard of honour, should it happen, and made to watch the @#%&!s celebrate. If they aren’t hurt and fired up, £#%&! them off.

Starting with the crybaby @#%&! of a manager who lost his shit when his badly organised team couldn't rustle up any £#%&!ing effort against them and went into their dressing room crying for respect

Originally Posted by andyroo

Starting with the crybaby c*** of a manager who lost his shit when his badly organised team couldn't rustle up any f***ing effort against them and went into their dressing room crying for respect

Come on now, apparently there was tinsel or something.