Mourinho - "I STAY"

Reports:

Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho has confirmed he has no intention of quitting the club.

In a spiky sounding press conference, probably, he told everyone to £#%&! off.

"The board are happy with me and know that I want to stay for as long as possible (i.e. forever)."

So there we have it. A madman living in a hotel for years to come.

I heard when people get old, rather than pay for care homes or hotels, they book themselves onto a luxury liner.

Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson has emphatically dismissed claims in the Spanish media that a deal had been struck to take Cristiano Ronaldo to Real Madrid, insisting he would never do business with "that mob"



“Do you think I would get into a contract with that mob. Jesus Christ, no chance,” said Ferguson. “I wouldn’t sell them a virus.”
Speaking after watching his side beat Japan’s Gamba Osaka 5-3 to reach the final of the Club World Cup, Ferguson added: “That’s a no. There is absolutely no agreement at all between the clubs.”

2 weeks from now we will go through the same cycle.

Mourinho is a tiresome character.

Originally Posted by Tiberian

2 weeks from now we will go through the same cycle.

Mourinho is a tiresome character.

Honestly makes everything United a £#%&!ing chore.

Originally Posted by dunk

Honestly makes everything United a f***ing chore.

Mid 50's guy who acts like a teenager. "Oh he is so edgy and cool" Worked a little better in his first stint at Chelsea when he had a tiny bit of charm. Now it is just a bit pathetic.

An all time great manager but if he had announced today that he was leaving it would not have worried me in the slightest.

Means nothing though. Utd would sack him tomorrow morning if it in any way benefitted the club.

Originally Posted by plopborsky

Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson has emphatically dismissed claims in the Spanish media that a deal had been struck to take Cristiano Ronaldo to Real Madrid, insisting he would never do business with "that mob"



“Do you think I would get into a contract with that mob. Jesus Christ, no chance,” said Ferguson. “I wouldn’t sell them a virus.”
Speaking after watching his side beat Japan’s Gamba Osaka 5-3 to reach the final of the Club World Cup, Ferguson added: “That’s a no. There is absolutely no agreement at all between the clubs.”

"I stay".

Originally Posted by Tiberian

2 weeks from now we will go through the same cycle.

Mourinho is a tiresome character.

Not his fault the media write shite.

He debunked the fake news....

Originally Posted by saffers

Not his fault the media write shite.

He debunked the fake news....

Garbage news he called it.

Imagine being a journo and making up stories

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

glad he's staying.

Pissing off the press, opposition management and players, and most importantly, a load of **********s that pretend to support United

you f***ing quilts

Originally Posted by saffers

Not his fault the media write shite.

He debunked the fake news....

DeDunked.

Originally Posted by Cream

"I stay".

oh well that's me told.

Originally Posted by Cream

Reports:

Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho has confirmed he has no intention of quitting the club.

In a spiky sounding press conference, probably, he told everyone to f*** off.

"The board are happy with me and know that I want to stay for as long as possible (i.e. forever)."

So there we have it. A madman living in a hotel for years to come.

great news.

Originally Posted by plopborsky

oh well that's me told.

It's what Cristiano said after the 2008 win.

Originally Posted by Cream

It's what Cristiano said after the 2008 win.

like telling the mrs you love her after jizzing whilst planning to move out to the side chick

Originally Posted by dunk

Honestly makes everything United a £#%&!ing chore.

You've got a lot in common

We will know for definite before the seasons out. Its a really complicated situation as hes a really complicated guy to read. He cannot go into next season with only a year left, even Fergie struggled to motivate in that situation. But I am guessing the club are not overjoyed with him or they would have tied him up by now. Maybe a year extension would be the ticket but that shows no confidence in Jose. Give him 5 years and who could tell me 100% he is just going to go full grump and hope for a pay off. He loves his dollar and hes done it before.


I don't care either way if I am honest, hes such a sour puss.

What's with all this stuff about him being grumpy, sour etc

Do you little bitches want a clown in charge to cheer you up? Mou isn't here for your entertainment. He's here to win.

If you want a circus act as our manager then you can start supporting Liverpool or Chelsea.