Premiership Player tasered??

Update: Police are working on several leads player has refused to comment at this junction, box-ing clever but may switch his defense later

should bring him back down to earth tbh

probably wired tbh.

Whoever it was can kiss goodbye to any extension.

I am disgusted with you lot, all these shocking puns and no thought for the

poor girl...................has she been discharged yet?

buzzingto£#%&! dot com

Originally Posted by armchair

buzzingto£#%&! dot com

I thought you of all people would have conducted yourself better

Footballer accused of battery.

An unnamed player - believed to be a midfield dynamo currently connected to the premier league circuit, famed for his extremely deft lobs.........*whistles*..... - was last night questioned by police while his girlfriend lay sparked out on the floor.

Reticent with his answers, the police suspected he had something to hide, and by the third 'watt?' they decided to pull him in.

He was later released without charge; a friend is quoted as saying 'their problems are terminal, and I've advised him to lever'.

Did he put up any resistance? Getting tasered hertz like hell

Originally Posted by reem

Footballer accused of battery.

An unnamed player - believed to be a midfield dynamo currently connected to the premier league circuit, famed for his extremely deft lobs.........*whistles*..... - was last night questioned by police while his girlfriend lay sparked out on the floor.

Reticent with his answers, the police suspected he had something to hide, and by the third 'watt?' they decided to pull him in.

He was later released without charge; a friend is quoted as saying 'their problems are terminal, and I've advised him to lever'.

Excellent effort Reemers old boy.




Been thinking that up all morning have we?

he just has to solder on tbh

Had he been drinking White Lightning?

Originally Posted by Ronaldosgoodallthetime

Excellent effort Reemers old boy.




Been thinking that up all morning have we?

I don't do mornings, RGATT.

Is it okay that I call you that?

How about ROGATT?

The Rogattster.

The Rogattmeister.

Anyone know watt his name is?

Originally Posted by reem

I don't do mornings, RGATT.

Is it okay that I call you that?

How about ROGATT?

The Rogattster.

The Rogattmeister.

El ROGATTO.

The ROGATTERO.




Franklin I think this whole business has gone too far now.

Originally Posted by Ronaldosgoodallthetime

El ROGATTO.

The ROGATTERO.




Franklin I think this whole business has gone too far now.

perhaps we should leave it farraday and come back to it?

Originally Posted by reem

perhaps we should leave it farraday and come back to it?

Touche mon ami, touche.

ok, the electricity puns have been done to death now


lets have a picture of the injured birds @#%&!

I heard it too. My mate said this player's a gimp, said his edison backwards.

His chances of playing in the next game must be ampered.