What's the script with an adult using a kids ticket at Old Trafford

Are the stewards keen as £#%&! at stopping this? Or is it a breeze?

Tempted by the kids for a fiver deal in the Boro Carling Cup match?

Speak in a high voice and look a bit simple.

Originally Posted by Cream

Speak in a high voice and look a bit simple.

The first part will be a problem, the second he's mastered

Originally Posted by Cream

Speak in a high voice and look a bit simple.

The first bit would be a bit hard for ste

Already tipped off the Sun for next week's front page.

"Are you kidding me? Giant human sneaks into Old Trafford"

To be serious ste, there's usually a steward inside each turnstile, and I think a different coloured light goes on depending which kind of ST you scan

And even if you had a shave and wore a school uniform ( stop it hark) there's no way you are passing for under 16

"he's had a growth spurt."

I've done it loads of times before and only got pulled on it once or twice, even then I just went "my little brother is ill and I didn't want the seat empty" and they let me through "just this once".

This is going back years though, so can imagine things are different today

As bad as the disabled scousers this thread

Originally Posted by irk

The first part will be a problem, the second he's mastered

You can upgrade it to adult my dad has done it for me a few times. Stewards are pretty tight on it, used to be easy to get away with it.

Different coloured light...

Gotta hope you get a decent steward or go in on your knees...

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Different coloured light...

Gotta hope you get a decent steward or go in on your knees...

He'd still be the tallest in the queue

Originally Posted by no fun

He'd still be the tallest in the queue

"Ffs, I'm on my £#%&!ing knees here fella, give me a chance eh"

Originally Posted by no fun

He'd still be the tallest in the queue

And the "simplest"

Originally Posted by gedthemull

And the "simplest"

It's a good job he's scared of you otherwise you'd be in large trouble

Just say," I'm only fourteen, just look how easily that old @#%&! Ged put me on my arse."

Originally Posted by no fun

It's a good job he's scared of you otherwise you'd be in large trouble

Originally Posted by otbarney

Just say," I'm only fourteen, just look how easily that old @#%&! Ged put me on my arse."

FFS Hinge & Bracket with the big spoons

I gave someone Jaffo Juniors ticket when he was under 16 and they got in fine. That was five/six years ago though