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ffs im still waiting for a photoshopped pic of Bill Murray being unveiled at OT.


throw me a frickin bone here

Originally Posted by khmk

ffs im still waiting for a photoshopped pic of Bill Murray being unveiled at OT.


throw me a frickin bone here

I'll give you a £#%&!in' bone, boy!

Ooh err missus.

Originally Posted by magic_cantona

I'll give you a £#%&!in' bone, boy!

Ooh err missus.

is it in yet?

Originally Posted by khmk

is it in yet?

In, and out.

I'm all done.

Originally Posted by magic_cantona

In, and out.

I'm all done.

No fuss, no muss.

i like it.

pillow talk is extra.

Originally Posted by khmk

No fuss, no muss.

i like it.

pillow talk is extra.

'pillow talk'?


'Snoring', I think you mean.

Originally Posted by khmk

ffs im still waiting for a photoshopped pic of Bill Murray being unveiled at OT.


throw me a frickin bone here

Done as quickly as possible. That's my excuse for the shit, shit job.

Mr Fish? HR here. Could we have a word? No, no need to come to my office, the phone will be just fine."

My hate for West Ham just keeps on growing. £#%&!ing shambolic @#%&!s.

We should have sent them down. The performance really took the shine off the final day for me. I hope that doesn't make me sound too much like a spoilt, whining £#%&!er.

I can't help but spare a though for violater who must be deeply distraught with his loyalties torn over this.

Originally Posted by magic_cantona

Being a pessimist, I really love optimists.

A pessimist is just an optimist with experience.

Originally Posted by TreeFiddy

My hate for West Ham just keeps on growing. £#%&!ing shambolic @#%&!s.

We should have sent them down. The performance really took the shine off the final day for me. I hope that doesn't make me sound too much like a spoilt, whining £#%&!er.

I can't help but spare a though for violater who must be deeply distraught with his loyalties torn over this.

It would be nice if 5 clubs could have gone down, I really wanted West Ham and Wigan to go down as well as Warnock's team. Warnock is a corrupt @#%&! - confirmed by one of his former players BTW.

Originally Posted by MJ Ramone

Medical on Wednesday..

I'll believe it when he's in the shirt.
This won't be the final word on it, you can guarantee that.

i told you.....

remember the quotes from you.

"he wont play the first few games for us"

feel silly now, ive never know a doomlord of your standards

bill murray is a £#%&!ing clown
























in that film quick change

Originally Posted by user_name

bill murray is a £#%&!ing clown
























in that film quick change

And that is a quality film. I bet there's only us 2 on here seen it.

"Wach ado" or whatever the taxi driver says

Originally Posted by violater

i told you.....

remember the quotes from you.

"he wont play the first few games for us"

feel silly now, ive never know a doomlord of your standards

I've never known a complete and utter silly @#%&! of your standards.

MOTWYW

Originally Posted by violater

i told you.....

remember the quotes from you.

"he wont play the first few games for us"

feel silly now, ive never know a doomlord of your standards

Why do you have to start shit on more or less every thread?

The wum is a bit tedious now.

Originally Posted by MJ Ramone

I'll believe it when he's in the shirt.

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/st...342439&cc=5739

Originally Posted by Spiffy

And that is a quality film. I bet there's only us 2 on here seen it.

"Wach ado" or whatever the taxi driver says

how much did you bet, loser?

even geena davis was almost bearable.

Have you never watched The Long Kiss Goodnight?



Geena Davis is more than bearable. She's...



[SIZE="1"]*small plaintive noise*

a freak, trop.

too tall, too goofy, too annoying.

you can have her.



no, really.

I'll take her.



(It's a cracking film, btw. And includes a cameo from Brian Cox which is funnier than I can describe.)