Song For Our New Striker..........

Hernandez, dez,dez
We've signed him from Mexico
Hernandez, dez, dez
To Old Trafford he will go
Down the left, down the right
Where will we play him,
We don't know
But he'll set OT alight
With his magical twinkle toes.

Might lock this thread.

Originally Posted by Sloppy

Might lock this thread.

Why would you do that? me and ploppy and one lad on my blackberry and three facebook 'likes' think its half decent....

we need more fun at United....

the poddington peas were fun, fun, fun

What about

baked potato, baked potato
YAM YAM YAM
peeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssss (in a high pitch voice)

?

Can you hear the fans Hernandez
I remember long ago another star on a night like this
In the 6 yard box Hernandez
You are buzzing around patiently waiting for a pass
A pass from the distance comes
You score and cheers are heard from all around

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8bm6XlxuCY

You could be onto something there Harkers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVnMDYSaYA4

Chicharito score us a goal
Against the Divs, the mickies or dirty leeds scum
You'll keep scoring them again, at the Stretford End
For many seasons to come.

has anyone done the " I used to £#%&! over the blonde one from abba" joke yet ?

Originally Posted by no fun

has anyone done the " I used to £#%&! over the blonde one from abba" joke yet ?

It appears not

Originally Posted by Dueling Banjos

You could be onto something there Harkers.

YouTube- ABBA "Chiquitita"

Chicharito score us a goal
Against the Divs, the mickies or dirty leeds scum
You'll keep scoring them again, at the Stretford End
For many seasons to come.

I preferred my version:

Chicarito score us a goal
with your left or your right foot
ooooooooooooor you head
score a hat-trick chicarito

Originally Posted by HarkNowHear

It appears not

might do it later on then

Originally Posted by no fun

might do it later on then

Probably best to leave it.

Originally Posted by harknowhear

probably best to leave it.

yea you're right

He's small, he's shit
He's never £#%&!ing fit
Little Peaaaaaaaaa
Little Peaaaaaaaaa

" a soldier from the north west has been killed today following a poor attempt at a song on an internet forum. bunker buster, who was from bolton and had mild learning difficulties, becomes the third person from the region to be killed in action this week. his family have been informed."

Originally Posted by Jack Duckworth

" a soldier from the north west has been killed today following a poor attempt at a song on an internet forum. bunker buster, who was from bolton and had mild learning difficulties, becomes the third person from the region to be killed in action this week. his family have been informed."

Originally Posted by Jack Duckworth

" a soldier from the north west has been killed today following a poor attempt at a song on an internet forum. bunker buster, who was from bolton and had mild learning difficulties, becomes the third person from the region to be killed in action this week. his family have been informed."

ffs

Jack......

Just been informed at halftime that I'd been 'buried'

1) Not a Soldier. 14 Years and I survived.
2) Thought we were mates...
3) Its a good song


Pretty upset here...England and Bunker Expected...

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Jack......

Just been informed at halftime that I'd been 'buried'

1) Not a Soldier. 14 Years and I survived.
2) Thought we were mates...
3) Its a good song


Pretty upset here...England and Bunker Expected...

man up, soldier - it's only pixels.

love you loads etc xx

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Jack......

Just been informed at halftime that I'd been 'buried'

1) Not a Soldier. 14 Years and I survived.
2) Thought we were mates...
3) Its a good song


Pretty upset here...England and Bunker Expected...

miss u m8

Holocaust: The Musical