Song For Our New Striker..........

El Poco Guisante The amazing New Mexican Striker that will bag at least 10 next season..

The new baby faced assasin......



I Give You...



Down at the bottom of Matt Busby's
Among the rios and Hargreaves
There lives a classy little Mexican
He's Called the tiny little Pea
Keep it secret now please
The striker Poddington Pea

M-U-M-U-P-M-U-F-C PEA PEA

Have another break.

£#%&! me

Wonky would be spinning in his grave if only someone had killed him

Edit - also, it doesn't scan. You don't even know 90s theme tunes ffs.

Originally Posted by Sloppy

Have another break.

First draft.

PTSD reds we are here. Woooooooaaaaaa ooooooooaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

Told you it was shit five hours ago. Why the £#%&! did you post it?

staggeringly shit

Originally Posted by forzagarza

PTSD reds we are here. Woooooooaaaaaa ooooooooaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

used to be my favourite poster

Originally Posted by Crumps

Told you it was shit five hours ago. Why the £#%&! did you post it?

i'm a man of my word and i had to share it. see you later tonight, we'll sing it.....xx

Originally Posted by borsuk

staggeringly shit

not enough quotes and links and hard £#%&!ing econmic bumpf for you.

bore off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB3K7eFFXHE

See. Doesn't work.

Oh dear, why not keep it simple, something like..


Viva hernandez,
Signed from Mexico,
Cos we've got no dough,
Viva Hernandez.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

not enough quotes and links and hard £#%&!ing econmic bumpf for you.

bore off.

better than your first effort tbf

Originally Posted by Ronaldosgoodallthetime

Oh dear, why not keep it simple, something like..


Viva hernandez,
Signed from Mexico,
Cos we've got no dough,
Viva Hernandez.

yeah good one mate.....

Originally Posted by Ronaldosgoodallthetime

Oh dear, why not keep it simple, something like..


Viva hernandez,
Signed from Mexico,
Cos we've got no dough,
Viva Hernandez.

Now THAT is a good song.

Shame I won't be singing next season though due to my:

a) boycotting

b) not giving a £#%&!.

Originally Posted by Ronaldosgoodallthetime

Oh dear, why not keep it simple, something like..


Viva hernandez,
Signed from Mexico,
Cos we've got no dough,
Viva Hernandez.

Quality.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

used to be my favourite poster

Still got a few in the garage. When Athena closed down I got a shed load for £#%&! all.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

i'm a man of my word and i had to share it. see you later tonight, we'll sing it.....xx

I'm not coming, it's because of the song before you ask.

Originally Posted by Crumps

I'm not coming, it's because of the song before you ask.

not arsed.

need to make it work £#%&!ing poddington peas