Yaya Toure Wants To Leave City

"He got a cake but when it was Roberto Carlos's birthday, the president of Anzhi gave him a Bugatti."

Originally Posted by crumps

tens, hundreds, what?

never counted pal .few games 78 to 82 then lmtb ...

https://twitter.com/chrisbevan_bbc/statuses/468725265959751680

https://twitter.com/Toure_yaya42/status/468737910897131520

Probably gave him an extra forty grand a week.

Originally Posted by Pop

https://twitter.com/Toure_yaya42/sta...37910897131520

Probably gave him an extra forty grand a week.

They made James Milner dress up as a postman and go round with it.

If he was the slightest bit interested in anything other than his fat £#%&!ing bank balance he would have never left Barcelona.

The @#%&!.

Originally Posted by ScarFace

. I will give an interview after world cup to explain.'

Trans - "If he's fixed me a deal to go to Monaco Ill say he was speaking on my behalf...if he hasn't I'll use the old 'misquoted' line"

:shakehead:

Got to be less embarrassing ways of engineering a move then this....

Ciddy, always at the top of the comedy tree.

Ya ya yaya toure
Ya ya yaya toure
So before
He £#%&!s off out of the door
Say happy birthday and give him a hundred grand mooooore.

Yaya Touré's fifth birthday

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Ya ya yaya toure
Ya ya yaya toure
So before
He £#%&!s off out of the door
Say happy birthday and give him a hundred grand mooooore.

What tune? 2unlimited?

He should go to Liverpool, they never forget a date...


Apart from Heysel

Originally Posted by HotChip

His agent suggested 'somebody' at the club did the first tweet not Yaya.

His agent sounds bat shit crazy tbh.

Originally Posted by bigMikeA

He should go to Liverpool, they never forget a date...


Apart from Heysel

and Shankly's birthday........

Originally Posted by £#%&! KFC

and Shankly's birthday........

probably not too keen on 26th May 1999 either

Somebody just said his agent was on SSN moaning he never got sent any flowers

City

Originally Posted by bigMikeA

probably not too keen on 26th May 1999 either

or April 27 2014 tbhslip

Originally Posted by That Boy Ronaldo!

Somebody just said his agent was on SSN moaning he never got sent any flowers

City

https://twitter.com/SkySportsAmy/status/468774970181828608

The problem with stupid people is that they think other people are equally stupid.

Nobody in the world is falling for this.