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Unread 13-01-2018, 07:40 PM
elhombre
 
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How exactly am I crying you £#%&!ing belm? I'm sitting here talking shit on an internet forum with other mongs, which is exactly what the internet was created for.
you're right, you are talking shit.

why not talk about £#%&!ing unicorns and flat earth while you're at it, you absolute crank.

have a pot noodle and a £#%&! in your gaming chair before your next shift, it'll make you feel better.
 
Unread 13-01-2018, 07:42 PM
Sparky***
 
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you're right, you are talking shit.

why not talk about £#%&!ing unicorns and flat earth while you're at it, you absolute crank.

have a pot noodle and a £#%&! in your gaming chair before your next shift, it'll make you feel better.
Who the £#%&! asked you Doogie @#%&!ing Howser?
 
Unread 13-01-2018, 07:43 PM
Bunker Buster
 
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you're right, you are talking shit.

why not talk about £#%&!ing unicorns and flat earth while you're at it, you absolute crank.

have a pot noodle and a £#%&! in your gaming chair before your next shift, it'll make you feel better.
Always with peoples jobs

Some £#%&!ing @#%&! you...
 
Unread 13-01-2018, 07:43 PM
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The next Lance Armstrong. No question about that
 
Unread 13-01-2018, 07:45 PM
elhombre
 
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Always with peoples jobs

Some £#%&!ing @#%&! you...
how have you managed to spin that one, Corporal Pike?

Where was the pejorative in that?

There wasn't one.

Shut your grid.
 
Unread 13-01-2018, 07:47 PM
Bunker Buster
 
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how have you managed to spin that one, Corporal Pike?

Where was the pejorative in that?

There wasn't one.

Shut your grid.

Gaming chair
Next shift


Bovril
Corporal Pike
Haynes manual..


Such a bore, an utter little borrower @#%&!....oooooo I wear a lab coat, you two bit, Petra dish headed £#%&!...
 
Unread 13-01-2018, 07:49 PM
elhombre
 
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Gaming chair
Next shift


Bovril
Corporal Pike
Haynes manual..


Such a bore, an utter little borrower @#%&!....oooooo I wear a lab coat, you two bit, Petra dish headed £#%&!...
what's up flower?

not got any recently?

transit van broken down?

finally realised you spend far too much time acting the @#%&! on an internet forum and you've wasted a lot of time doing nothing?

never too late to change.

new year, new you... #@&%!.
 
Unread 13-01-2018, 07:49 PM
Neo
 
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Always with peoples jobs

Some £#%&!ing @#%&! you...
He's a short arse, so naturally has a huge, lifelong inferiority complex.

Must be awful living with such a permanent disfigurement. Tried it once - walked around a bar crouched down, and it's amazing how insignificant you feel (because you are).

Women completely ignoring you; lads not giving you that nod of respect (you know the one). A terrible existence.
 
Unread 13-01-2018, 07:54 PM
elhombre
 
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He's a short arse, so naturally has a huge, lifelong inferiority complex.

Must be awful living with such a permanent disfigurement. Tried it once - walked around a bar crouched down, and it's amazing how insignificant you feel (because you are).

Women completely ignoring you; lads not giving you that nod of respect (you know the one). A terrible existence.
who rattled your cage, Vivien?

bunks is intermittently funny, you're about as funny as small pox, do one.
 
Unread 13-01-2018, 07:57 PM
Ethers
 
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He's a short arse, so naturally has a huge, lifelong inferiority complex.

Must be awful living with such a permanent disfigurement. Tried it once - walked around a bar crouched down, and it's amazing how insignificant you feel (because you are).

Women completely ignoring you; lads not giving you that nod of respect (you know the one). A terrible existence.
That nod of respect
 
Unread 13-01-2018, 07:59 PM
elhombre
 
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That nod of respect
what's he on about?

i stopped reading about two sentences in.

at least bunks is funny(ish).

i love it when he's got one on him.
 
Unread 13-01-2018, 07:59 PM
Neo
 
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who rattled your cage, Vivien?

bunks is intermittently funny, you're about as funny as small pox, do one.
Alright, kid.

 
Unread 13-01-2018, 08:00 PM
elhombre
 
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Alright, kid.

come back bunks... please.
 
Unread 13-01-2018, 08:00 PM
Ethers
 
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what's he on about?

i stopped reading about two sentences in.

at least bunks is funny(ish).

i love it when he's got one on him.
Genuinely no idea.

He apparently enjoys walking around bars and nodding at lads, respectfully

The behaviour of an oddball
 
Unread 13-01-2018, 08:01 PM
Neo
 
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That nod of respect
Hurry up and go blind.

Tick, tock...
 
Unread 13-01-2018, 08:02 PM
elhombre
 
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Hurry up and go blind.
what an absolute dick you are.

seriously.

that's enough internet for me tonight.

good night.
 
Unread 13-01-2018, 08:02 PM
Bunker Buster
 
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Unread 13-01-2018, 08:06 PM
Ethers
 
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Hurry up and go blind.

Tick, tock...


*nods*
 
Unread 13-01-2018, 08:08 PM
Neo
 
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what an absolute dick you are.

seriously.

that's enough internet for me tonight.

good night.
And just like that, my work here is done.

 
Unread 13-01-2018, 08:15 PM
Alex Jones was Right
 
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Not as much sense as the "City should be £#%&!ing knackered passing the ball about" science, though
I’m still interested in the science that says city have found a way to run without getting fatigued.
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