Happy birthday David Moyes...

You dour, depressing, cancerous £#%&!ing turd.

I wish you nothing but the worst of luck going forward you pathetic, piss toothed #@&%!womble.

Rot in hell you absolute £#%&!ing belm.

Brutal

Happy birthday Dave. I hope your cake tastes like shit you £#%&!ing @#%&!

£5 million is a great gift from the club tbh. Moyes certainly didn't earn it.

Just imagine, for real, how shit his birthday will be.

I can picture him depressingly surfacing around 11:30am tmrw morning. Kids and wife gathered in the living room in paper hats. ....

"Why is daddy up so late? "

"Ssshh! Here he comes. ..happy faces, everyone. .....happpyyy biiiirthday to yooooooouuuu"

Originally Posted by Pop

£#%&!ing prune faced old bastard. I hope he returns home to find his daughter in his bed being triple penetrated by Zaha and two great danes.

ffs.

Yep. All the best, Dave.

I hope it's your last ever Birthday you grotesque, Kilt wearing foreskin

£#%&! off & die scum£#%&!

i hope he gets a death cake, and he chokes to death whilst eating it the gormless lower table £#%&!!

And I hope when his daughter is trying to resuscitate him after choking on his death cake she accidentally swallows her own tongue and drops dead on his twitching corpse, the shock of which upon seeing it will send Mrs Moyes jumping from the upstairs bedroom window and cracking her skull and warm brains all over the drive way.

And then their house blows up for some reason.

hope its his last

Originally Posted by Part 36 Offer

You dour, depressing, cancerous £#%&!ing turd.

I wish you nothing but the worst of luck going forward you pathetic, piss toothed #@&%!womble.

Rot in hell you absolute £#%&!ing belm.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Part 36 Offer again.

Didn't know corpses celebrated birthdays.

happy birthday david, shame it never worked out for you at united but you pick yourself up and move on. best of luck wherever you go next

Brutal thread

'Try' and have a nice day you £#%&!ing walking kidney stone.....

Hopefully there's not too many more days like this and you can try and get a smile back on that wrinkley space hopper face of yours, you dire, born to fail, rotten, ginger corpse.

Make a wish, avoid football and never show your face in an ill fitting power suit in the corridors of old Trafford again, you complete and utter malingering morale vortex.

Enjoy your american break with the family , before you know it that dream job at Ayr united awaits you flaccid life mess.

Happy Birthday David £#%&!ing Moyes

Originally Posted by Pop

And I hope when his daughter is trying to resuscitate him after choking on his death cake she accidentally swallows her own tongue and drops dead on his twitching corpse, the shock of which upon seeing it will send Mrs Moyes jumping from the upstairs bedroom window and cracking her skull and warm brains all over the drive way.

And then their house blows up for some reason.

What about David junior and his shit haircut