Mourinho in by Boxing Day

Originally Posted by Turin

"I want 750 words on Mourinho to United by 10pm."

"No-one's saying anything, boss. Woody won't answer my calls."

"Get typing, you clown."

Originally Posted by Ethers

Oggers saying he's going nowhere

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/f...-a6782301.html

there remains a sense of business as usual ahead of the trip to Stoke City on Boxing Day, which may yet decide the manager’s fate.

Would anyone be surpised if we lost at Stoke? Surely they'll look at the transfer window as a key moment.

Originally Posted by utd99

I sometimes wonder if the complexity of modern football theory has completely suffocated the inherent simplicity of the game. If the philosophy were correct in this situation, in this league, with these players, I'm pretty sure it wouldn't look so shitty.

The level of defending of what LvG has produced has been incredible from some.

If overhauling our style means negative, turgid shite where we rarely shoot, and operate on tiny margins in order to win, then I'll take a new philosophy thanks.

We've had barely ten good performances in 18 months.

Originally Posted by Iron Fist

Would anyone be surrpised if we lost at Stoke?

Well, it's one of just three possible outcomes, so no.

I wouldn't be surprised if we won or drew, either.

Originally Posted by Grimson

Well, it's one of just three possible outcomes, so no.

I wouldn't be surprised if we won or drew, either.

Yep nothing to do van Gaal's inferior away record in comparison to Moyes.

Originally Posted by Iron Fist

Yep nothing to do van Gaal's inferior away recordin comparison to Moyes.

Classic Fisters.

Pretty sure what I've said is independent of anything to do with either Moyes or Van Gaal.

Originally Posted by Iron Fist

Yep nothing to do van Gaal's inferior away record in comparison to Moyes.

We had the best away record in the league up until mid april under big Moyesie.

The state of this league since Ferie retired....

Had he stuck around for another few years he could picked up another league title or three.

Originally Posted by Grimson

Classic Fisters.

Pretty sure what I've said is independent of anything to do with either Moyes or Van Gaal.

ffs

He's finished. Just a matter of when. I love United on boxing day but genuinely can't be arsed with it with this turd in charge.

Originally Posted by dunk

I'm sorry, but from..

Everything has changed very quickly given that United’s executives had previously stated they were so impressed with Van Gaal they were even relaxed about the possibility of Manchester City hiring Pep Guardiola.

To wanting to sack him after 3 defeats screams of ineptitude on the part of the club to me..

Probably more ineptitude re what they publicly communicate. We need a new minister of propaganda.

Originally Posted by MUFC One Love

He's finished. Just a matter of when. I love United on boxing day but genuinely can't be arsed with it with this turd in charge.

this

Originally Posted by Grimson

Classic Fisters.

Pretty sure what I've said is independent of anything to do with either Moyes or Van Gaal.

Pretty sure what you said was independent of wit too.

Originally Posted by Switching Off

Couldn't see Taylor going with lines like:-

• Manchester United will want assurances from José Mourinho that he understands the club’s traditions and is willing to fall into line
• It will be made clear to him that United expect a better standard of behaviour and historically place great importance on bringing through their own players.

If he wasn't sure something was going on.

They want someone well-behaved with a good record for bringing through young players so they're going with Jose Mourinho?

"We'd like to hire you but can you please change everything about the way you approach management?"

Originally Posted by Iron Fist

Pretty sure what you said was independent of wit too.

Yeah, well you're a @#%&! and nobody here likes you or will ever like you.

Originally Posted by saffers

We had the best away record in the league up until mid april under big Moyesie.

The state of this league since Ferie retired....

Had he stuck around for another few years he could picked up another league title or three.

That's the worst thing about it. Shit league, with City looking fragile and Arsenal looking the best of a bad bunch. Same team that got wallped 5-1 by Bayern and it could have been seven or eight .

Originally Posted by Grimson

Yeah, well you're a @#%&! and nobody here likes you or will ever like you.

Originally Posted by Grimson

Yeah, well you're a c*** and nobody here likes you or will ever like you.

Woah, Grimmers chucking direct c-bombs.

Good to see Fred's festive spirit is alive and well.

Originally Posted by Grimson

Yeah, well you're a c*** and nobody here likes you or will ever like you.

We can't all be as liked as some failed player who likes to hawk his wares like a hobo sells The Big Issue

Originally Posted by Grimson

Yeah, well you're a c*** and nobody here likes you or will ever like you.

never seen the mane man so angry

Originally Posted by Iron Fist

We can't all be as liked as some failed player who likes to hawk his wares like a hobo sells The Big Issue

Who's this @#%&!?

"Hawk his wares" ffs. Would love to know the last time I mentioned any of my 'wares'.

Originally Posted by £#%&! KFC

never seen the mane man so angry

We could do with him too.