*Official* World Cup 2014 - Group B England v Uruguay 19/06

Ginners team is the one which should be starting, unfortunately there's more of chance of Gerrard and Lampard starting

I don't think he'll drop Rooney

0-0 til the 89th min then a Suarez dive to win a pen that they convert.

Rioting in every pissy little middle-England shithole. The Sun to run a 17 page pull-out on why 'those spick/dago bastards are ruing the beautiful game' whilst the Daily Heil publish extracts from Mein Kampf but replace the word Jews with immigrants And Nazis with Tories.

England lose to Costa Rica & Uruguay get beat by Italy. Suarez announces he's signed for Real before his plane home even lands.

AndIi'll be chuckling to myself all the time.

Originally Posted by HERTS_RED

Ginners team is the one which should be starting, unfortunately there's more of chance of Gerrard and Lampard starting

I don't think he'll drop Rooney

Yeah im not expecting him to drop either of them unfortunately. Just hope neither of them are included for the next euros.

There's a game before this which I have posted a thread for, the kick off is about 6 and half hours away so I'll post it when I'm good and ready.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

There's a game before this which I have posted a thread for, the kick off is about 6 and half hours away so I'll post it when I'm good and ready.

Originally Posted by dragflick

Typical £#%&!ing home counties #@&%!, trying to emulate the Londoners but failing.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Typical £#%&!ing home counties #@&%!, trying to emulate the Londoners but failing.

I'm from Manchester pal.. (Yes I know, you meant him..)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-fcMS5x3Mw

2-1 to Uruguay

Some of this tonight from Roy I think..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylftUmF-GSw

I'm hoping its 0-0 with 30 seconds left, and suarez drifts in at the far post and heads it in to make it 1-0 and the three lions exit the world cup

suarez is mobbed by teammates, the celebrations are wild, but as they entangle themselves a clearly distressed suarez is unable to get up. His body twitches several times, but then remains still and lifeless. In an act of solidarity with the 96, he has been crushed to death. The Uruguayan FA initially blame chelsea fans, but then set up an inquiry that blames brazilian police.

meanwhile in the home counties, several mexican restaurants are smashed up, because "we cant find any uruguayan ones and mexico's close enough"

I've put a bet on Uruguay to win, and a side bet to draw.

Ingurland shouldn't even be at the World Cup. Why the £#%&! does the uk get to enter 4 teams for the WC/euros.

What next - Germany entering Bavaria? £#%&! THAT!

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Some of this tonight from Roy I think..

Mike Bassett Half Time Team Talk - YouTube

£#%&!ing yes please, seeing Woy lose it whilst lisping will be classic

Originally Posted by Subculture

Ingurland shouldn't even be at the World Cup. Why the £#%&! does the uk get to enter 4 teams for the WC/euros.

What next - Germany entering Bavaria? £#%&! THAT!

Er... East Germany. And Saarland.

Originally Posted by Fat Al

0-0 til the 89th min then a Suarez dive to win a pen that they convert.



Rioting in every pissy little middle-England shithole. The Sun to run a 17 page pull-out on why 'those spick/dago bastards are ruing the beautiful game' whilst the Daily Heil publish extracts from Mein Kampf but replace the word Jews with immigrants And Nazis with Tories.



England lose to Costa Rica & Uruguay get beat by Italy. Suarez announces he's signed for Real before his plane home even lands.



AndIi'll be chuckling to myself all the time.

Top red.

Originally Posted by no fun

I'm hoping its 0-0 with 30 seconds left, and suarez drifts in at the far post and heads it in to make it 1-0 and the three lions exit the world cup



suarez is mobbed by teammates, the celebrations are wild, but as they entangle themselves a clearly distressed suarez is unable to get up. His body twitches several times, but then remains still and lifeless. In an act of solidarity with the 96, he has been crushed to death. The Uruguayan FA initially blame chelsea fans, but then set up an inquiry that blames brazilian police.



meanwhile in the home counties, several mexican restaurants are smashed up, because "we cant find any uruguayan ones and mexico's close enough"

Top red

Originally Posted by andyroo

Er... East Germany. And Saarland.

Whilst were at it, let's split up the nederlands and enter their provinces as separate teams despite all being part of one nation

Originally Posted by Subculture

Ingurland shouldn't even be at the World Cup. Why the £#%&! does the uk get to enter 4 teams for the WC/euros.

What next - Germany entering Bavaria? £#%&! THAT!

Top red

3-0 Uruguay. Cavani hat-trick, please.

Incredible amount of England #@&%!s telling me whenever they've seen Cavani he's looked awful.

"So you've basically seen him twice against Chelsea when he played out of position?"

"Yeah, but if he can't start for PSG he can't be that good".

"What about when he played as a centre-forward for Napoli and was consistently the most lethal striker in Serie A?"

"Was he? Yeah but that's in Italy. Doubt he'd score in a proper league like the Prem".

@#%&!s.