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Unread 28-02-2017, 01:33 PM
Furry Russian hats
 
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"A naturally isolationist country", Jesus, one Brexit vote and hundreds if not thousands of years of trade with other countries is all forgotten.

Anyway, pretty good read regarding Zlat.
 
Unread 28-02-2017, 01:36 PM
Tumescent Throb
 
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halfway through the season alan shearer was still telling 5 million viewers on MotD that zlatan isn't a world class striker
 
Unread 28-02-2017, 01:55 PM
Bunker Buster
 
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halfway through the season alan shearer was still telling 5 million viewers on MotD that zlatan isn't a world class striker
2/3rds through and Jem still is.....
 
Unread 28-02-2017, 02:12 PM
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While he's great at the mo we shouldn't forget some of the sitters hes missed, especially towards the start of the season that have resulted in at least some of the draws that see us in 6th.

It's more frustrating than anything
 
Unread 28-02-2017, 02:28 PM
Tumescent Throb
 
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While he's great at the mo we shouldn't forget some of the sitters hes missed, especially towards the start of the season that have resulted in at least some of the draws that see us in 6th.

It's more frustrating than anything
all strikers miss sitters though.

the best way to judge them is by when their goals come - openers, winners, big games, big moments, game-changers... that stuff doesn't really show up in stats...

it's like berbatov when his goals won us the league - the naysayers will tell you most of his goals all came in 1 game at home to blackburn. in reality he scored a string of crucial goals at key moments all through the season and into the run-in...
 
Unread 28-02-2017, 02:29 PM
Jack Duckworth
 
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he's brilliant. glad to be proven wrong from the summer
 
Unread 28-02-2017, 02:37 PM
Whip Hubley
 
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Michael Owen

Zlatan has scored more goals since he turned 30 than Owen did in his entire career.
£#%&!ing hell

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Originally Posted by Tumescent Throb
all strikers miss sitters though.

the best way to judge them is by when their goals come - openers, winners, big games, big moments, game-changers... that stuff doesn't really show up in stats...

it's like berbatov when his goals won us the league - the naysayers will tell you most of his goals all came in 1 game at home to blackburn. in reality he scored a string of crucial goals at key moments all through the season and into the run-in...
correct
 
Unread 28-02-2017, 02:42 PM
That Boy Ronaldo!
 
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While he's great at the mo we shouldn't forget some of the sitters hes missed, especially towards the start of the season that have resulted in at least some of the draws that see us in 6th.

It's more frustrating than anything
I read that as.

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During a dodgy 5 game period I called him a @#%&! for being like any other striker in football history, and not finishing every single chance.

Since then I've been made to look like a proper @#%&! and need someone telling me I wasn't talking %@#$&!s.
You were and continue to talk utter %@#$&!s. Now £#%&! off.
 
Unread 28-02-2017, 02:46 PM
Whip Hubley
 
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I read that as.



You were and continue to talk utter %@#$&!s. Now £#%&! off.
 
Unread 28-02-2017, 02:46 PM
Bunker Buster
 
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i read that as.



You were and continue to talk utter %@#$&!s. Now £#%&! off.
wutt ???

 
Unread 28-02-2017, 02:59 PM
silv
 
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I read that as.



You were and continue to talk utter %@#$&!s. Now £#%&! off.
Jesus TBR will be picking bits of Stretlow out from under his size 4's for a week.
 
Unread 28-02-2017, 03:05 PM
jem
 
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2/3rds through and Jem still is.....
it's what he does between the goals that annoys me. and, whilst he hasn't missed too many chances, but he has certainly missed the opportunity to make the odd through ball look like a chance. I could still score 30 goals a season playing like ibra. probably wouldn't even need to wash my kit between games.
 
Unread 28-02-2017, 03:07 PM
TheFatGoth
 
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I read that as.



You were and continue to talk utter balls. Now £#%&! off.
 
Unread 28-02-2017, 05:01 PM
red in cumbria
 
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it's like berbatov when his goals won us the league - the naysayers will tell you most of his goals all came in 1 game at home to blackburn. in reality he scored a string of crucial goals at key moments all through the season and into the run-in...
Preach, brother
 
Unread 28-02-2017, 07:39 PM
Stretlow
 
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I read that as.



You were and continue to talk utter balls. Now £#%&! off.


I'm happy he's free scoring at the moment but if we get knocked out of that Europa and finish outside the top four then this will be a contributing factor that's all i'm saying..

He could also go on to get 40. I also think we'll win the Europa,and also think we'll finish in the top four for what its worth.. so pipe down
 
Unread 28-02-2017, 09:35 PM
Tumescent Throb
 
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it's what he does between the goals that annoys me. and, whilst he hasn't missed too many chances, but he has certainly missed the opportunity to make the odd through ball look like a chance. I could still score 30 goals a season playing like ibra. probably wouldn't even need to wash my kit between games.
you'd shit yourself every time the ball came near you.
 
Unread 28-02-2017, 10:58 PM
Stone Monkey
 
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it's what he does between the goals that annoys me. and, whilst he hasn't missed too many chances, but he has certainly missed the opportunity to make the odd through ball look like a chance. I could still score 30 goals a season playing like ibra. probably wouldn't even need to wash my kit between games.
JFC!!!!

 
Unread 28-02-2017, 11:35 PM
jem
 
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you'd shit yourself every time the ball came near you.
I shit turds like you before breakfast. I am jem. and jem is a goal scoring machine. and an unselfish team player. more like a taller, better looking mark hughes. if hughes could tackle.
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