100000000000004 Great comedy Man City moments

https://twitter.com/KingMartial_/status/749229077622554624

Originally Posted by Sparky***

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Originally Posted by Sparky***

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What a joke club. Robinho declaring his joy at joining Chelsea after he signed for City, one of their suits referring to the club as Manchester United to a fans group and players like Balotelli, Silva, Aguero, Toure, etc openly admitting they never wanted to leave their previous clubs within weeks of joining City. Can add this one to the list too.

Massive!

Originally Posted by Sparky***

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Well, you live and learn, eh?

He walked out to Oasis

https://twitter.com/ManUtdMEN/status/749615701858488320

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

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Curse of the bullshitting laminated speech card again

Have the window lickers lapped it up?

https://twitter.com/br_uk/status/749609584445255680

Massive. 1000 people? Maybe 2000?

Played under Johan Cryuff, managed Barcelona, Bayern Munich, mentored Lionel Messi, discarded players like Ronaldinho, won European cups as a player and manager and today he turns up at City and is immediately forced into a photocall with a doting Mike £#%&!ing Sumerbee in a carpark.

Bald @#%&!.

The cringe levels is high with this shit today. 'Ohhh pep guardiola' as he's on that shit stage after coming out to oasis. That bitter big nosed @#%&! Summerbee greeting him in the car park

Originally Posted by Switching Off

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Not exactly Ronnie at the bernabeu is it

Yes, playing with the likes of Paul Dickov and Shaun Goater was his LIFELONG DREAM

A lie worthy of the Brexit campaign.

Originally Posted by dragflick

The cringe levels is high with this shit today. 'Ohhh pep guardiola' as he's on that shit stage after coming out to oasis. That bitter big nosed c*** Summerbee greeting him in the car park

He probably thought he was going to park his car for him.

Originally Posted by Ashley's Grime

He probably thought he was going to park his car for him.

The former Barcelona and Bayern Munich boss was relaxed on Sunday, wearing skinny jeans, blazer and Converse while perched on a stool answering questions as City paraded their new badge and kit in conjunction with welcoming Manuel Pellegrini’s successor.

Guardiola even tried to join in with a rendition of “Blue Moon” and was given PG tips, a personalised umbrella, an Oasis vinyl, a guide to Manchester and a Coronation Street box set by the club as a welcome.

And as predicted, he was interviewed by Noel Gallagher

Summerbee ffs

state of Fraudiola the complete desperate @#%&!...I take it he was dropped off by some Bayern fans

Jose is gonna £#%&! his shit up......be staggered if he stays at the Emptyhad more than one season

He should be ashamed of himself.

Mourinho wanted to come here, more than anything in the world. Whatever you may think of him, he would have done anything to be here.

Guardiola is a £#%&!ing embarrassment

Hope Jose drops a chair on his head on the touchline at OT next season. WWE style