If you were a footballer, what would your goal celebration be?

I'd have a superman type cape tucked down my shirt, then get the cape out once i'd scored and run around the pitch zig zag style with one arm out.

The one the Italian did in 82. Don't remember his name or the game. But he was punching air sideways.

Not saying I'd make it a trademark, that's a bit gay, but it's a good celebration.

A simple but effective jump in the air, punchin the air before kissing my shirt and shouting "Shabba" right in front of the Sky cameras.

i liked this celebration....

say i was playing for say sunderland ( doesnt really matter what team) and loved utd like i do .id love a player to score at say city liverpool leeds . and then when celebrating lift his shirt up to have a utd shirt on underneath .that would be the alltime goal celebration

I'd take my boots off an beat either John O'Shea or Darren Fletcher to death with them. If Fletcher or O'Shea weren't playing I would do a "slit throat" style gesture to them in the stands.

Originally Posted by @#%&!y Mc@#%&!erson

I'd take my boots off an beat either John O'Shea or Darren Fletcher to death with them. If Fletcher or O'Shea weren't playing I would do a "slit throat" style gesture to them in the stands.

why?

Originally Posted by violater™

why?

For a laugh.

Originally Posted by @#%&!y Mc@#%&!erson

For a laugh.

i bet peter kay is shitting himself

i'd dance like the bloke in my avatar.

If I scored at Anfield, I'd drop my shorts and piss on the wheelchair bound folk in the Kop

Originally Posted by puressence

i bet peter kay is shitting himself

would do like the guy in 'Robocop' and guffaw whilst yelling

"I'd buy that for a dollar"

self detonation

Originally Posted by elhombre

i'd dance like the bloke in my avatar.

I absolutely heart your avatar

Stuart pearson style clenched fist salute

a full rendition of the cha cha slide

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or

I'd get the ball and pretend its the orb in The Sleeper

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Nonchalance would be the key to my celebration. No matter how good my goal I would simply run back to the half way line and shake the hands of my team mates.

Or some crazy windmill thing with my arm like that guy innthe 70s used to do.

If I scored at Anfield I'd present a turd on a chip tray to the ugliest scouser sat on the 1st row of the kop. I can't make my mind up whether I'd stick a miniature plastic fork in it, though. Do you think that is going too far?