Champions League Final 2018 Official Match thread

Originally Posted by Drexl

I've been hypothesising with the mrs (who is a Liverpool fan) the EXACT noise Ramos is making to go along with that face.

I think I'm getting close

Was it the sound of someone clicking save on one of the shittest photoshop jobs I've ever seen?

Originally Posted by ScholesGingerSheen

Was it the sound of someone clicking save on one of the shittest photoshop jobs I've ever seen?

Was it a shop? (she doesn't know that, so no harm done)

Originally Posted by Pop

Tragic old @#%&!...

https://youtu.be/uA_vbBEM-t4

jesus £#%&!ing wept.

"just wanna be popular as the new boss. oh, love me! pathetic."

Originally Posted by Pop

Tragic old @#%&!...

https://youtu.be/uA_vbBEM-t4

Kenny looking good tbf to him

https://twitter.com/Ole_LFC/status/1000517775394295809

Originally Posted by Jack Duckworth

jesus £#%&!ing wept.

"just wanna be popular as the new boss. oh, love me! pathetic."

https://twitter.com/markmoraghan/status/1000783579973111810

Originally Posted by Ethers

https://twitter.com/markmoraghan/sta...83579973111810

Wow. Sergio Ramos deserves a £#%&!ing knighthood.

Originally Posted by Ethers

https://twitter.com/markmoraghan/sta...83579973111810

LOL. Reminds me of when people used to offer Marlo out on here.

"listen laa i used to be on Brookside, i'll £#%&!ing do you in a sport completely unconnected to yours or any relevance to what you did to salad fingers"

https://twitter.com/MarkMoraghan/status/1000816816325787649

Originally Posted by Ethers

https://twitter.com/markmoraghan/sta...83579973111810

I think it was Martin Samuel who pointed out that when Jeremy Clarkson wanted 5 minutes alone with Beckham and a baseball bat (this was after the Simeone red in 98) - Beckham would simply take the bat off him and batter him senseless without breaking sweat,

So the 55 year old piss stained tomato can would like 5 rounds against the super fit, highly aggressive professional athlete

Some people...

Edit: gosh that thread is gold :-) never heard of this nimrod but when he sobers up and reads the advice, sheeesh, what a whopper.

Originally Posted by My Name is Heath

I think it was Martin Samuel who pointed out that when Jeremy Clarkson wanted 5 minutes alone with Beckham and a baseball bat (this was after the Simeone red in 98) - Beckham would simply take the bat off him and batter him senseless without breaking sweat,

So the 55 year old piss stained tomato can would like 5 rounds against the super fit, highly aggressive professional athlete

Some people...

Edit: gosh that thread is gold :-) never heard of this nimrod but when he sobers up and reads the advice, sheeesh, what a whopper.

It’s absolutely superb stuff

https://twitter.com/weahscousin/status/1000811584325935104

Originally Posted by Ethers

https://twitter.com/markmoraghan/sta...83579973111810

Sums them up. Always trying to be violent over football

Originally Posted by Switching Off

Sums them up. Always trying to be violent over football

Originally Posted by Ethers

It’s absolutely superb stuff

https://twitter.com/weahscousin/stat...11584325935104

Oh my - that’s comedy gold. What is he thinking? Marca the sports paper presumably

Must spread rep etc.

Originally Posted by My Name is Heath

I think it was Martin Samuel who pointed out that when Jeremy Clarkson wanted 5 minutes alone with Beckham and a baseball bat (this was after the Simeone red in 98) - Beckham would simply take the bat off him and batter him senseless without breaking sweat,

So the 55 year old piss stained tomato can would like 5 rounds against the super fit, highly aggressive professional athlete

Some people...

Edit: gosh that thread is gold :-) never heard of this nimrod but when he sobers up and reads the advice, sheeesh, what a whopper.

This is a rare occasion where I’d like to see a Scouse @#%&! get his wish.

Let him get in the ring with Ramos, take and almighty hiding and then die of a heart attack while soundlessly trying to burble the words to You'll Never Walk Alone and drowning in his own saliva and phlegm.

Van Dick: We should be proud of ourselves. All the teams in England want to be in our position right now. They act like they’re happy, but I think they should be jealous.

He's fuming

Originally Posted by sa7

This is a rare occasion where I’d like to see a Scouse @#%&! get his wish.

Let him get in the ring with Ramos, take and almighty hiding and then die of a heart attack while soundlessly trying to burble the words to You'll Never Walk Alone and drowning in his own saliva and phlegm.

Originally Posted by Pop

Van Dick: We should be proud of ourselves. All the teams in England want to be in our position right now. They act like they’re happy, but I think they should be jealous.

He's fuming

Looks like he’s been reading RAWK, the pig ugly chimney sweeping @#%&!

https://twitter.com/cantsey/status/1000857031190949888

Originally Posted by Pop

Van Dick: We should be proud of ourselves. All the teams in England want to be in our position right now. They act like they’re happy, but I think they should be jealous.

He's fuming

Deliberate misspelling, hopefully.

Originally Posted by Pop

Van Dick: We should be proud of ourselves. All the teams in England want to be in our position right now. They act like they’re happy, but I think they should be jealous.

He's fuming

Thought they lost