Manchester United v Liverpool -PL 07/04/24 3:30pm KO- Official Match Thread

When trying to find links to stream matches, it usually takes 3 or 4 clicks before you actually get through to the game, with some Chinese online tat shop, then some #@&%!, and then booking.com coming up beforehand. I’ve often wondered if anyone tuning in for the big game has clicked, then thought “you know what, I’ll order some wicker furniture from half way round the world instead, then go and visit it for a holiday instead”.

Until now.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

They’re several yards sharper and quicker than us all over the pitch

Yup.

We also looked very tired already, which is quite worrying.

What do we do in training?

We play and move like a championship side

Originally Posted by elhombre

What do we do in training?

We play and move like a championship side

SAS training selection drills apparently

Originally Posted by Finport Red

When trying to find links to stream matches, it usually takes 3 or 4 clicks before you actually get through to the game, with some Chinese online tat shop, then some #@&%!, and then booking.com coming up beforehand. I’ve often wondered if anyone tuning in for the big game has clicked, then thought “you know what, I’ll order some wicker furniture from half way round the world instead, then go and visit it for a holiday instead”.

Until now.

Link? Could do with a nice bit of rattan for the summer season

That's the 457th shot they've had. No problem though.

Mainoo is struggling badly. Bruno and Casemiro are all over the place.

No matter where the ball is on the pitch it's only ever 3 seconds away from a shot on our goal

They’re doing a job on Mainoo.

Also their right back is on a yellow and rashers is actually looking like he’s up for it for a change, so let’s get at him.

Originally Posted by AK14

They’re doing a job on Mainoo.

Also their right back is on a yellow and rashers is actually looking like he’s up for it for a change, so let’s get at him.

Don't think it's that. I think Casemiro playing is making Mainoo be further up the pitch which isn't suiting him at all

Originally Posted by AK14

rashers is actually looking like he’s up for it for a change

Really? I mean, he’s got a lot of energy conserved, he’ll be able to use it for something.

And here come the conveyor belt of chances.

Ffs we’re there for the taking here.

Originally Posted by AK14

They’re doing a job on Mainoo.

Also their right back is on a yellow and rashers is actually looking like he’s up for it for a change, so let’s get at him.

He'll have to literally kill Rashford to get a second yellow.

Luckily, shots aren’t important so this is fine…

don’t worry lads 12 shots conceded why not having a single shot ourselves isn’t an important stat!

Sancho is a @#%&! and didn’t mantain the standards required…, we are martinez away from being a good side!

sure i saw onana applying vaseline to his gloves before their last corner. would explain quite a lot.

Originally Posted by AK14

They’re doing a job on Mainoo.

Also their right back is on a yellow and rashers is actually looking like he’s up for it for a change, so let’s get at him.

He did. Reverted to type now. Low energy warm down jogging.

Originally Posted by AK14

Ffs we’re there for the taking here.

We’re not even in the same league at the moment

We’re being run ragged

I £#%&!ing hate Gary Neville.