Mark Goldbridge R.I.P

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

The bit where he's told he needs a shave

"I'll refund your 2 quid and shove it up your arse..."

Originally Posted by Paul Smith

"I'll refund your 2 quid and shove it up your arse..."

Love Goldy tbh

Bet he doesn't refund the £2, those Lacoste tops won't pay for themselves.

The first min of this....signing and going all purple aki over Lukaku

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VD1zOLiXAuI

Originally Posted by ScarFace

The first min of this....signing and going all purple aki over Lukaku

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VD1zOLiXAuI

Oooh look at them shoulders.

Originally Posted by ScarFace

The first min of this....signing and going all purple aki over Lukaku

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VD1zOLiXAuI

I'd have thought, given Mark's profession, that his first thought on seeing a big black lad would be to savagely beat him

Originally Posted by sa7

I'd have thought, given Mark's profession, that his first thought on seeing a big black lad would be to savagely beat him

That will come the first time he does a Rooney first touch.

https://twitter.com/MrStephenHowson/status/883691649611821062

Because he's doing all the caller work himself he reminds me of Partridge in the dark radio studio.

Go to 15 mins for one of numerous prank calls that really seem to wind him up. People keep saying in the chat there are audio issues ( there were not ) and that is now an instant ban. Plus he keeps crashing because people flood his skype ringing at the same time while he's already in a call....
I like his calm rage face

https://youtu.be/oD25N_epous

Does he pay you to plug his videos?

Originally Posted by ScarFace

Because he's doing all the caller work himself he reminds me of Partridge in the dark radio studio.

Go to 15 mins for one of numerous prank calls that really seem to wind him up. People keep saying in the chat there are audio issues ( there were not ) and that is now an instant ban. Plus he keeps crashing because people flood his skype ringing at the same time while he's already in a call....
I like his calm rage face


https://youtu.be/oD25N_epous

Shambles

Jesus loves the little childreeeeen

That cracked me up

Originally Posted by silv

Shambles

Jesus loves the little childreeeeen

That cracked me up

Was so childish and such a poor wum but the unexpectedness of it did me.
Add to that mark had been getting pissed off at previous minor issues, i was hoping for a snap.

Originally Posted by Buck

Does he pay you to plug his videos?

No that would require new threads each time.

Originally Posted by ScarFace

Was so childish and such a poor wum but the unexpectedness of it did me.
Add to that mark had been getting pissed off at previous minor issues, i was hoping for a snap.



No that would require new threads each time.

Fair enough pal. Seeing as you've done most of his marketing I reckon you should get an honorary position at United Stand.

He does make me laugh tbf. Shits all over full time £#%&!ers

Scarface, any chance of Trevor making a comeback for a call into Mark ?

I'd paid two quid for that

Originally Posted by Tassive_Mesticles

Scarface, any chance of Trevor making a comeback for a call into Mark ?

I'd paid two quid for that

The issue is, when we first found Mark, i used to tweet out about him and that he was a Trevor lookalike. So he'd probably twig instantly.

I may try it but not be a dick, just actually talk about united in that £#%&!ing voice.....see if he even questions it

sample...

https://www.speakpipe.com/voice-reco...zjgb8d4smzv4qj

Originally Posted by silv

Shambles

Jesus loves the little childreeeeen

That cracked me up

Those first 30 seconds are pure Partridge.

" I used to play centre back....he'd absolutely batter me."

Originally Posted by Tassive_Mesticles

Scarface, any chance of Trevor making a comeback for a call into Mark ?

I'd paid two quid for that

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Those first 30 seconds are pure Partridge.

" I used to play centre back....he'd absolutely batter me."

He also keeps refering to Lukaku as "an absolute specimen"
I cant help but hear Partride saying it my head.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Those first 30 seconds are pure Partridge.

" I used to play centre back....he'd absolutely batter me."

Are you hairy Mary?

Originally Posted by ScarFace

Was so childish and such a poor wum but the unexpectedness of it did me.
Add to that mark had been getting pissed off at previous minor issues, i was hoping for a snap.

There's something lovely about a simplistic prank call. Nothing too smart arsed, just a quick and clean prank and run. Lovely work

The best crank call I've ever seen was from American public television where some bloke was hosting his own Christian phone in. Someone rang in to abuse him and he couldn't work out how to cut them off. He tried ignoring them, engaging with them, being reasonable....absolutely everything.

It went on for about 5 minutes to the point where even the prank caller seemed to get bored but clearly felt he couldn't just bail out until he was actually cut off. Bizarre

Edit: This is it, poor bastard...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H941-3U-XF0