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love clevers me

Originally Posted by Crumps

Come on Grinchy, I'll go if you go. It'll be like Parent-trap but middle aged men instead of our actual parents. One of my parents is an actual middle aged man though tbf. Was at a mate's 30th before and my mum was voted fittest. Angry at my mates but proud of my mum.

Rules, rules, rules. :shakehead:

Originally Posted by Dueling Banjos

Rules, rules, rules. :shakehead:

There to be broken mate. Soz.

Originally Posted by Crumps

I would hook you up but even though she's from Blackley she'd draw the line at getting table ended off someone that looks like her eldest.

Fittest out of our mum's. Twas me who started the sordid it by declaring that 2 of my mate's sisters now looked like their respective mums and that I would x4.

I look younger now than when I was in my mid 20's ffs. Dad looks a bit like if you could buy Bruce Willises in Lidl.

just about the funniest post i've read in ages

Originally Posted by Billy Baroo

just about the funniest post i've read in ages

I do worry about some of the shit I come out with sometimes but £#%&! it.

Originally Posted by Crumps

There to be broken mate. Soz.

What happened man? You used to be cool man? Mum would never know. Get them posted.

Originally Posted by Crumps

I would hook you up but even though she's from Blackley she'd draw the line at getting table ended off someone that looks like her eldest.

Fittest out of our mum's. Twas me who started the sordid it by declaring that 2 of my mate's sisters now looked like their respective mums and that I would x4.

I look younger now than when I was in my mid 20's ffs. Dad looks a bit like if you could buy Bruce Willises in Lidl.

Jesus H Christ.

Yeah my old ma is a Rusholm girl. A bit of a goer in her day i'll wager. Top red actually. Defended Cantona almost manically when he @#%&!ted that cockney mong.

Dad is a Moss Side Bertie. Think Jack Duckworth and you're not far off. Surprisingly unbitter though.

Originally Posted by atticusgrinch

Jesus H Christ.

Yeah my old ma is a Rusholm girl. A bit of a goer in her day i'll wager. Top red actually. Defended Cantona almost manically when he @#%&!ted that cockney mong. Has deffo had a fiddle on Eric.

Dad is a Moss Side Bertie. Think Jack Duckworth and you're not far off. Surprisingly unbitter though.

Once got 'V.E.' day loudly mixed up with 'V.D.' day in front of a disconcertingly large group of people.

Its Rusholme, but anyways, welcome to the club brother, innit.

Originally Posted by Crumps

I would hook you up but even though she's from Blackley she'd draw the line at getting table ended off someone that looks like her eldest.

Fittest out of our mum's. Twas me who started the sordid it by declaring that 2 of my mate's sisters now looked like their respective mums and that I would x4.

I look younger now than when I was in my mid 20's ffs. Dad looks a bit like if you could buy Bruce Willises in Lidl.

from what i can remember that sounds about right
but with a permanently exasperated expression at your bro

All this on the last night of the fair. :shakehead: Ruffians.

Originally Posted by Crumps

I would hook you up but even though she's from Blackley she'd draw the line at getting table ended off someone that looks like her eldest.

Fittest out of our mum's. Twas me who started the sordid it by declaring that 2 of my mate's sisters now looked like their respective mums and that I would x4.

I look younger now than when I was in my mid 20's ffs. Dad looks a bit like if you could buy Bruce Willises in Lidl.

genius crumps come miss u babes

Originally Posted by Part 36 Offer

stc

dunlop saw one of me once and had a go about my cheekbones

memory is gone I vaguely recollect that. Post again?

Was thinking that.

Originally Posted by thenorthwillriseagain

from what i can remember that sounds about right
but with a permanently exasperated expression at your bro

He'd exasperate a saint that @#%&!.

The @#%&! phoned the house phone art half 4 this morning to see if I was still up and if he could come round.

No and £#%&! off.

Originally Posted by atticusgrinch

Jesus H Christ.Yeah my old ma is a Rusholm girl. A bit of a goer in her day i'll wager.

ffs

Originally Posted by forwardirektion

That is how I imagine Scar looks like

Originally Posted by Sam the Sanitary Man

look at Southys £#%&!in boat on that photo!

he looks like Ken from Early Doors