I must say I'm saddened...

by the lack of utter bullshit transfer stories.

I long for the halcyon days of Peter Kenyon having lunch at Mere golf club with Patrick Kluivert and his agent.

C'mon people, use your imaginations. There are 36 hours to go and we need a striker...

It's Mere Golf and Country Club actually.

sol cambell buys house in alderley edge was a good one - I recall


turned out to be kevin campbell


£#%&!in taxi drivers!

Originally Posted by antonin jablonsky

It's Mere Golf and Country Club actually.

Good try but that's hardly set my pulse racing has it?

Get ya money on us signin the little @#%&! Defoe.

Ya mamma tells me its twoo.

Yip. Brap.

Originally Posted by carlosartorial

Good try but that's hardly set my pulse racing has it?

IU just think that in such a heartfelt plea, accuracy would not go amiss.

Originally Posted by Whalefish

Get ya money on us signin the little @#%&! Defoe.

Ya mamma tells me its twoo.

Yip. Brap.

This is better. Fulfills alot of the criteria.

Funny you should say that. My mate dave works as a pilot, he's mid air now on a BA flight from Spain and he says he has a certain Mr. Kanoute on board along with a certain Mr. Gill.

Are they coming into land yet?

Much better.

Y'see, that's Defoe AND Kanoute* both confirmed as definite targets.

*Also spotted with a club employee by a reliable source ('Dave' the pilot) as confimed by a trusted formista (Fuzzy).

Anyone else heard anything?

Originally Posted by Whalefish

Are they coming into land yet?

No, they're not due into Mexico City for another 3 hours.

Originally Posted by Child of Darkness

sol cambell buys house in alderley edge was a good one - I recall


turned out to be kevin campbell


£#%&!in taxi drivers!

they all look the same

A mate works airside at Ringway and he swears blind that he's just seen Nugent step off a Lear. Fingers crossed!!!

Kris Boyd has just arrived at Carrington via jet pack. £#%&!ing happy days.

Originally Posted by Whalefish

Kris Boyd has just arrived at Carrington via jet pack. £#%&!ing happy days.

Actually it's not Kris, it's this fella :-

a WU but a friend of mine (ex-journo, now author) did say that a certain black South African will be making his way about 50 klicks and 75 years down the road to OT.

Yes - he does love Miss Diane!!!!

He told me that a while back - still think that is a goer and Utd are being VERY cagey.

Originally Posted by Jez Quigley

a WU but a friend of mine (ex-journo, now author) did say that a certain black South African will be making his way about 50 klicks and 75 years down the road to OT.

Yes - he does love Miss Diane!!!!

He told me that a while back - still think that is a goer and Utd are being VERY cagey.

Nice work Moonman. They are being overly cagey here I think. You think perhaps it could be the old double bluff signing?

United let the transfer deadline pass and allow McCarthy to keep playing for Blackburn. Just so's everyone lets their guard down...and then POW!!!!......they realise that due to administrative red-tape their attempts have been scuppered for another season!

Have that suckers!

Isn't 'watch this space' good enough for you?

I've heard the Glazers have through their US contacts managed to sign Freddie Adu. He was at their home in Tampa yesterday according to Sports News Tampa and he'll be at OT tomorrow morning.

Originally Posted by antonin jablonsky

I've heard the Glazers have through their US contacts managed to sign Freddie Adu. He was at their home in Tampa yesterday according to Sports News Tampa and he'll be at OT tomorrow morning.

At home with Joel?