What United player would you compare yourself to?

Probably a right footed Gabby (post injury). Make up for my lack of natural ability by diving in and attempting to hurt people, wild elbows, giving away needless free kicks, poor passing, slow and crap hair. I am probably better in the air than him though.

solskjaer - i know where the net is

Massimo Taibi.

I'm shite.

who's the fat luxury player that does no running & occassionaly pops up with a moment of brilliance closely followed by a fag break & yakking their ring up?

That'd be me.

Originally Posted by Baron_van_Marlon

who's the fat luxury player that does no running & occassionaly pops up with a moment of brilliance closely followed by a fag break & yakking their ring up?

Originally Posted by Zorg

Originally Posted by Baron_van_Marlon

who's the fat luxury player that does no running & occassionaly pops up with a moment of brilliance closely followed by a fag break & yakking their ring up?

That'd be me.

Moments of brilliance?
Fat?
Fag?
Up and Ring in the same sentance?

Dwight Yorke cause i share the same desire for THE FANNY as he does.

Originally Posted by Crumpsall

Moments of brilliance?
Fat?
Fag?
Up and Ring in the same sentance?

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Bryan Robson - with the injuries as well.

Not fit to lace his boots, obviously, but that was me back in the day

Alan Foggon

William "Fatty" Foulkes, but without any football skill.

A tall Paul Scholes.

Originally Posted by Sparky6899

a friend of mine joined saturday league team Brimsdown Rovers. After his first pre-season training session he threw up in the toilets and passed out.

thats what i am thinking - i remember what the lily livered footballer were like who used to come pre season training with the rugby club were like, my fitness now is shocking in comparison to them

I reckon I am cross between Vidic and keane.A good tackler with good econmical passing ability,I wear heart on my sleeve and shouts at people as to say ''what kind of a £#%&!ing pass was that?''

a slightly overweight Stuart Pearson

i have played in every position on the pitch down the years, including in goal and up front... in that respect i could be compared to a john o'shea - every squad needs one who will play wherever you put him - and do a job there for the team.

i am now a holding midfielder, i get stuck in, and have a range of passing like michael carrick, but now we have signed hargreaves i would have to say i am the owen hargreaves of my team... the lads call me that as well!

I may look like Zidane with hair but model my play on vidic, but i still cant head the ball with anymore power than the cross had... I dont know why.

I also have telescopic legs.

I'm a cross between Andrei Kanchelskis and David Beckham.

I can be very pacey and skillful at times and i can also ping a 60 yard ball to feet.

Denis Irwin playing on the right

Reasonably good full back, not so great overlapping, but useful with a dead ball