Tuchel - New PSG Manager

Originally Posted by S/Side.Red

Portugal seems inevitable at some point,

You'd have to think that's where he's headed s/side.

Like a good few posts have said, he's got no clout if he's axed.

He'll go full partridge if he's binned.

Originally Posted by Jammy Dodger

Mark Hughes and Sam allardyce always employed, but mourinho will struggle obviously. In reality it would only be a matter of time before he’d be at Madrid, inter or PSG. Or earning a bucket full in China.

Brutal comparison

Jammy taking just one or two steps back today, which is interesting.

Originally Posted by Ethers

Yeah, sure Mourinho will take the Stoke job if it’s available tbf

Inresting that you compare him to Hughes and Allardyce mind......

To illustrate the stupidity of people saying someone with mourinho’s experience and trophy record would struggle to gain employment at a top club. Inter would have him back tomorrow.

Originally Posted by Lazlo Panaflex

You'd have to think that's where he's headed s/side.

Like a good few posts have said, he's got no clout if he's axed.

He'll go full partridge if he's binned.

Yep, as Jammy has suggested he might have to hop on the lower Prem managerial merry-go-round.

Not sure I'd go quite that far myself but it could be the end of him at the very top level.

Originally Posted by S/Side.Red

Portugal seems inevitable at some point, although they now have a winning heritage which could be inconvenient.

Btw, you may have noticed that in spite of taking over a shit, boring team and being in transition this past two seasons with a squad consisting of numerous players he considers to be lacking, united are still on the verge of winning their third trophy in two seasons. Yet you talk as if he’s some kind of loser who’ll struggle to get a job. I’m embarrassed for you. You just lose all credibility.

Originally Posted by Jammy Dodger

Btw, you may have noticed that in spite of taking over a shit, boring team and being in transition this past two seasons, he’s still on the verge of winning united their third trophy in two seasons. Yet you talk as if he’s some kind of loser who’ll struggle to get a job. I’m embarrassed for you.

You've got him down for the China semi-retirement. I never went that far.

Originally Posted by Jammy Dodger

To illustrate the stupidity of people saying someone with mourinho’s experience and trophy record would struggle to gain employment at a top club. Inter would have him back tomorrow.

Be that as it may, Inter are no longer a top club. Their highest finish in the last 7 seasons has been 4th. No Champions League since 2012. No trophies.

So you’ve really proved my point for me, thanks.

Originally Posted by saffers

Yet to see anyone worship Mourinho on here.
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Originally Posted by Ethers

Be that as it may, Inter are no longer a top club. Their highest finish in the last 7 seasons has been 4th. No Champions League since 2012. No trophies.

So you’ve really proved my point for me, thanks.

I take it united were no longer a top club when we hired mourinho either then.

As you appear to have special needs I apologise for referring to stupidity earlier. I should be more sensitive to such considerations.

Originally Posted by Jammy Dodger

I take it united were no longer a top club when we hired mourinho either then.

As you appear to have special needs I apologise for referring to stupidity earlier. I should be more sensitive to such considerations.

United had won the league 3 years previous, were in the CL the season before he came, and literally won the FA Cup on the day he was appointed.

Nice special needs jibe though, classy guy.

Originally Posted by Jammy Dodger

I take it united were no longer a top club when we hired mourinho either then.

As you appear to have special needs I apologise for referring to stupidity earlier. I should be more sensitive to such considerations.

Apparently not. We'd reportedly earned a reputation for being boring for the past twenty years.

Originally Posted by andyroo

Apparently not. We'd reportedly earned a reputation for being boring for the past twenty years.

Did we? Who said that?

Originally Posted by Ethers

United had won the league 3 years previous, were in the CL the season before he came, and literally won the FA Cup on the day he was appointed.

Ok. Where’s that dividing line? Does being knocked out of the champions league in the group stages qualify you as a top club?

Are arsenal and Liverpool top clubs? Or have Liverpool just become one by getting to a European cup final?

Nice special needs jibe though, classy guy.

It wasn’t a jibe. It was an apology.

Originally Posted by S/Side.Red

Yep, as Jammy has suggested he might have to hop on the lower Prem managerial merry-go-round

any idea why Jammy hates Mourinho's guts all of a sudden?

Originally Posted by MJ Ramone

any idea why Jammy hates Mourinho's guts all of a sudden?

Not sure but his change in attitude has resulted in some serious snide chucked at me and Ethers.

Never had him down as that type, but I guess I was wrong.

Originally Posted by vanpalm87

He looks like what Doc Brown from Back to the Future would look like in his youth.

Originally Posted by vanpalm87

He looks like what Doc Brown from Back to the Future would look like in his youth.

I'm still going with the vampire angle. Look at the creepy @#%&!, suits him down to the ground. Kind of little £#%&!er you'd expect to see floating outside your bedroom window in the early hours, tapping on it to come in



Somebody needs to drive a wooden stake through his heart and quickly. It's what he would want.