Jose Unrest ....................

hes unsettled his mrs hasn't upped sticks hes still in the hotel ..... have this feeling its all gonna go wrong and the man will simply walk away ..............

Really? That is a surprise perhaps he could go on a cruise to cheer himself up

and Pep has moved his wife to Manchester with him.

Selfish trollop (Jose's wife)

Two other threads discussing this very topic.

Not looked happy since day 1.....

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Not looked happy since day 1.....

He's really not. Happiest I've seen him is this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0-1_pyEGwU

The worry is he's lost his magic/passion/mojo for the game.... I'm not even joking..... he's not wumming like he used to, no siege mentality, strange team selections, the mkhitaryan thing....

You'd look pissed off too if your squad was littered with that much shite

Get the guitar

Originally Posted by Whip Hubley

He's really not. Happiest I've seen him is this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0-1_pyEGwU


The worry is he's lost his magic/passion/mojo for the game.... I'm not even joking..... he's not wumming like he used to, no siege mentality, strange team selections, the mkhitaryan thing....

Laughing at his own jokes as well. Not cool.

£#%&!ing shambles of a situation. What the £#%&! is wrong with United

Is Klopp with a @#%&! over yet?

Maybe we should try writing Mrs Spesh some rawkish poems?

Don't know how he cope's living in the penthouse of the poshiest hotel in Manchester, my heart aches for him.

Originally Posted by Sizlack

Don't know how he cope's living in the penthouse of the poshiest hotel in Manchester, my heart aches for him.

There's better hotels in the city.....

He needs to get out to Alderly if he wants privacy..one stop on the train to Macc for the London virgin train..
Quiet, leafy, better restarsunts...

Not much round the Lowrey to do...

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

There's better hotels in the city.....

He needs to get out to Alderly if he wants privacy..one stop on the train to Macc for the London virgin train..
Quiet, leafy, better restarsunts...

Not much round the Lowrey to do...

It's a short stroll into the city centre?

Living alone in a hotel must be utterly dismal if you've got a wife and kids tbf. Feel sorry for the guy

There are about six Nando's in the city centre. Not sure what his beef is

Originally Posted by Jethro

There are about six Nando's in the city centre. Not sure what his beef is

They only sell chicken

Just get the £#%&!ers up here with you Jose. Wtfs up with yer? You're the man - or were the man. Who brings home the bacon? £#%&!ing man up.

Have they been stuck in London since your first spell there, or did they follow to Milan, Madrid? They can't be that entrenched after just over a year back. Don't give us the Coronation St shit. Must admit, I prefer Sydney these days but I'm not trousering 12m p/annum.

Originally Posted by Ethers

Living alone in a hotel must be utterly dismal if you've got a wife and kids tbf. Feel sorry for the guy

Agreed but surely this wasn't an overnight decision though by united or Mourinho.... sounds like he has asked his family to move to manchester and his wife has told him to jog on


Bodes well

The whole point of him returning to Chelsea was so he could stay long-term for once at a club he already was a great at.

That included his family. Professional and personal stability.