Team v Spurs - The Official Thread

Wish we had a team this good :-

Howard
Baines
Heitinga
Distin
Neville
Coleman
Arteta
Pienaar
Fellaini
Saha
Beckford

Originally Posted by PaulParkersPubes

Ever had proper flu?

Whos your doctor, Tamer Hassan?

Originally Posted by Ginners

no need to be negative, a point will be a good result........

You try too hard these days.

Originally Posted by Stickman

Whos your doctor, Tamer Hassan?

Dunno who that is

Originally Posted by PaulParkersPubes

You try to hard these days.

Originally Posted by Ginners

no need to be negative, a point will be a good result........

keep you in the shake-up for champions league places?

Originally Posted by borsuk

keep you in the shake-up for champions league places?

point good for utd.....

away from home, not been playing well lately, a side who rarely lose at home.

Just checked the table and FA have awarded Spurs the 3 points in order to save everyone the inevitable bother of turrning up/tuning in. cockney journos can have a bit more time off too with 'Title race blown Van der Vart open' and 'Becks sticks boot into Fergie/Has last lawf' pencilled in for their backpage headlines. Talkshite pundits can finally revel in prediction that this isnt a decent utd side and that they ARE beatable and maybe other sides will try and have a go. Blowin bubbles ad nauseum.

Originally Posted by dunk

Not sure what the point is, as we 100% guaranteed won't win, apparently.

We may as well forfeit and keep everyone fresh for a winnable game tbh

Yup. We never win Spurs either. Their squad is much better than ours (and it doesn't even have Zokora in it anymore!!!), only the mighty Wigan have managed to win there this season. Modric is the best midfielder in the PL, 'Arry is King and Bale is made out of victory, sex and bits of old tank.


But, GO ON THEN, if I must......pfft, what's the point?

Vds/Hershal Krustofsky

Donatello
Amanda
Anton's Brother
Patricia

McPhee
Gillian
Banana Faced Mongy Man
Ryan Giggs

The Premier League's Top Scorer/Someone on the way out this summer
That stupid fat £#%&!er who keeps hurting his stupid fat £#%&!in ankle

Subs:

Some bunch of dicks.

8-0 to Spurs.

Everyone £#%&! off.

If we're going to win the league, we're going to need to win the odd match like this.

Tbf Spurs' home form is frightening. The lane is a fortress. They've won OVER HALF of their league games there this season!

Originally Posted by Stickman

If we're going to win the league, we're going to need to win the odd match like this.

Not necessarily. Draw the aways, win the homes against the big sides. That's plenty if you're consistent against 'the rest'.

Originally Posted by PaulParkersPubes

Tbf Spurs' home form is frightening. The lane is a fortress. They've won OVER HALF of their league games there this season!

They've kept a clean sheet too. One. Once. On the opening day. I shit you not.

Originally Posted by The Return of JC

They've kept a clean sheet too. One. Once. On the opening day. I shit you not.

Shut up!!!!!???

Originally Posted by PaulParkersPubes

Shut up!!!!!???

Way!

Originally Posted by The Return of JC

Way!

Better stop the spurs banter now lads, lil baby ginners doesn't like it and has resorted to bad repping

Sorry mate, don't be sad, spurs are weally weally good, and might win loads of twophy-wophies

Originally Posted by PaulParkersPubes

Better stop the spurs banter now lads, lil baby ginners doesn't like it and has resorted to bad repping

Why doesn't he just £#%&! off back to supporting them? Oh yes, because United are more likely to win trophies

Originally Posted by Fuzzy Dunlop

Why doesn't he just £#%&! off back to supporting them? Oh yes, because United are more likely to win trophies

But they won't win the Having Gareth Bale Trophy. Spurs win that. And the game tomorrow. And Ginner's heart.

Originally Posted by The Return of JC

They've kept a clean sheet too. One. Once. On the opening day. I shit you not.

pretty sure they've had more than that as i've got dawson in my fantasy team.

edit - yeah last 2 home games against fulham and newcastle.