USA TOUR OFFICIAL MATCH THREAD - United vs San Jose Earthquakes - 2PM PST, 5PM EST. 10pm BST

Originally Posted by dunk

Had a minor op and isn’t fit, I believe.

oh of course he isn't. How silly of me. I fully expect like all our other defensive signings, he'll probably catch Leprosy or something now.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Where's Dalot? We did sign someone called Dalot didn't we? I didn't f***ing imagine it i'm sure

Injured

Back in September.

Originally Posted by dunk

Had a minor op and isn’t fit, I believe.

£#%&!
Me

You have to
Laugh,

We’re an absolute shambles from the manager to the squad. Hold tight, this could be worse than Moyes.

What's the score?

Originally Posted by TheFatGoth

What's the score?

0-0

Originally Posted by ZiggyStardust

I think that dead bird could be an omen for the season ahead

Dire half

Obviously loads of our best players missing but you still think we can play better than this turgid shite
Probably doesn’t help the young players coming into a side with no identity or way of playing

What dead bird?

Pereira has played a few nice passes.

Originally Posted by AK14

Pereira has played a few nice passes.

that's good of him. What is he now 29?

Originally Posted by Sparky***

that's good of him. What is he now 29?

Originally Posted by Sparky***

that's good of him. What is he now 29?

About 23 I think?

Granty

Martial genuinely can't be arsed can he. I would say he's phoning it in but he's not even doing that. he's texting it in.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Martial genuinely can't be arsed can he. I would say he's phoning it in but he's not even doing that. he's texting it in.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

that's good of him. What is he now 29?

I look forward to the couple of weeks each summer where we get to watch him playing some football.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Martial genuinely can't be arsed can he. I would say he's phoning it in but he's not even doing that. he's texting it in.

Utd burst forward, 1 man floods into the box, and then Martial dribbles into the defender.

It’s gonna be another GREAT season

Originally Posted by Sparky***

I watch Netflix and £#%&! about on the net for 12 hours pal....

Relax everyone, Greenwood's on.

Ain't gonna hurt nobody.

who is the co-commentator? where is paddy