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Unread 15-12-2017, 10:56 PM
TheFatGoth
 
Exclamation Zlatan

Hearing he's out till Feb

United don't expect him to contribute much for remainder of the season. Retirement beckons.

Thanks for the memories etc.
 
Unread 15-12-2017, 11:16 PM
Chris Quayd
 
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Ageing striker rushed back from a serious injury, what could possibly go wrong?

 
Unread 15-12-2017, 11:51 PM
taff
 
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Ageing striker rushed back from a serious injury, what could possibly go wrong?

was that the game where he couldn't read the subs board?
 
Unread 16-12-2017, 12:01 AM
Sparky***
 
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So he's out for the standard amount of time you'd expect for someone with a cruciate ligament injury?
 
Unread 16-12-2017, 02:39 AM
believe
 
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Legend
 
Unread 16-12-2017, 06:22 AM
Sapien
 
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Legend
Leg. end.
 
Unread 16-12-2017, 06:55 AM
waynes ear's
 
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Ar.Sed
 
Unread 16-12-2017, 10:16 AM
windy waffles
 
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Definitely signing Griezemann now.

Done dealio.
 
Unread 16-12-2017, 04:45 PM
red in cumbria
 
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What (if anything) has the manager actually said?
 
Unread 17-12-2017, 05:57 PM
dunk
 
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Looked proper £#%&!ed sat on the bench today tbf.
 
Unread 17-12-2017, 07:33 PM
Billy Redface
 
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Looked proper f***ed sat on the bench today tbf.
Fat Goth's hearing must be going.
 
Unread 17-12-2017, 07:46 PM
red in cumbria
 
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Fat Goth's hearing must be going.
What, again?
 
Unread 17-12-2017, 09:16 PM
TheFatGoth
 
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He was just making up the numbers. He's practically a member of the coaching staff now.
 
Unread 17-12-2017, 09:25 PM
Stickman
 
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He was just making up the numbers. He's practically a member of the coaching staff now.
 
Unread 21-12-2017, 12:55 AM
Kangared
 
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Season half over & looks like it will take at least half a season for him to get anything like match sharp. He wasted a shirt tonight, absolute dross. I don't give a £#%&! about how quickly he came back from injury, the fact is he is a 38 yr old crock . Great free kick but until they change the laws to allow a player to come on just for set pieces I don't see him offering enough to justify a starting spot . This & the FA cup were really his chance to get enough game time to come back. Bench warmer from now on. Not sure his ego will take that
 
Unread 21-12-2017, 01:06 AM
armchair
 
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pardon?
 
Unread 21-12-2017, 03:27 AM
doudou
 
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pardon?
I read it as a homage to finnegan's wake
 
Unread 21-12-2017, 03:30 AM
TreeFiddy
 
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Season half over & looks like it will take at least half a season for him to get anything like match sharp. He wasted a shirt tonight, absolute dross. I don't give a f*** about how quickly he came back from injury, the fact is he is a 38 yr old crock . Great free kick but until they change the laws to allow a player to come on just for set pieces I don't see him offering enough to justify a starting spot . This & the FA cup were really his chance to get enough game time to come back. Bench warmer from now on. Not sure his ego will take that
Rafa is that you?

Zlatan is 36.
 
Unread 21-12-2017, 04:26 AM
The Stella Fella
 
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Rafa is that you?

Zlatan is 36.
He is 38 in Australia
 
Unread 21-12-2017, 07:04 AM
waynes ear's
 
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Originally Posted by Kangared
Season half over & looks like it will take at least half a season for him to get anything like match sharp. He wasted a shirt tonight, absolute dross. I don't give a £#%&! about how quickly he came back from injury, the fact is he is a 38 yr old crock . Great free kick but until they change the laws to allow a player to come on just for set pieces I don't see him offering enough to justify a starting spot . This & the FA cup were really his chance to get enough game time to come back. Bench warmer from now on. Not sure his ego will take that
You really are a he-man piss covered quilt
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