Schweinsteiger at United?

Sunday Mail reckons the pig mounting former downhill skier fancies a move to the Prem




An energetic, talented player. Kind of a Euro-Park - I'd like to see him in The Shirt if the Portuguese Voldemort does do one.

However, I would also very much like to see his missus sitting on my face

Big fan of his, supberb player.

i love the pigfeeder! (literal translation)


would deffo have him at utd

Have admired him (and his Missus) for a while now. Gotta be a good replacement for Ronnie.

I'd be happier if we got Lahm to be honest

Love Schweinsteiger but Lahm was superb against Portugal

He's got a fancy name, but in all fairness he's a pretty limited player. I'd be gutted if we signed him.

Originally Posted by neworderdude

I'd be happier if we got Lahm to be honest

Love Schweinsteiger but Lahm was superb against Portugal

What and give him Evras place

Originally Posted by Ed Sullivan

Have admired him (and his Missus) for a while now. Gotta be a good replacement for He Who Must Not Be Named.

Nail/Head interface.

Little Phil would be ace too and we could use the old Chris Evans (or Steve Wright) ditty about him

Lahma Man, Lahma Man
Does everything that a Llama can
He can bleat, he can trot
Has everything that a llama's got.

Obv we'd have to include some footy in there too....

Originally Posted by Skag Trendy

What and give him Evras place

yes

evra can do a job for us upfront

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

yes

evra can do a job for us upfront

Sounds great Ferie.

Originally Posted by Skag Trendy

Sounds great Ferie.

i think you are confusing me with puressence

Her name is Sarah Brandner.... the finest WAG, just perfection.

As for the player, I concur with Fatboy Shrek's view.

She is amazing.

I've fallen in love for 546th time this year.

At £1.50 a letter it looks like he's coming.

Originally Posted by believe

At £1.50 a letter it looks like he's coming.

I'm getting him on the back of my shirt.

Originally Posted by Ed Sullivan

She is amazing.

I've fallen in love for 546th time this year.

You are a man of excellent taste, Edward...enjoy

Originally Posted by Ed Sullivan

I'm getting him on the back of my shirt.

Best £4.50 you'll ever spend.

Originally Posted by Thiago

You are a man of excellent taste, Edward...enjoy

I did up until this pic. Must've been a bad face day.

Originally Posted by Ed Sullivan

I did up until this pic. Must've been a bad face day.

i couldn't get past the one in the football shirt carrying 2 pints of lager. does anyone know a good way of getting sex wee out of black pants?