Harry Kane. (?!)

Originally Posted by dunk

On Madrid's shopping list by the sounds of it, staring down the barrel of doing a Milan, United, Barca etc. and the team all aging together and slowing down.. Looking at Kane, Timo Werner and a few others I read..

Doesn't strike me as a Bale type who would court the attention there if I'm honest... If we offered Lukaku in part exchange & £50m say it would be ON imo.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Made for united

Enjoy Madrid

Not made for Madrid though imo. Needs to be the focal point to get the best out of him, doing the Benzema workhorse role would be a waste of him.

He should only think about going to Madrid if Ronaldo is gone.

Surely the only way Spurs will appease the fans is some kind of swap deal including Bale.

Originally Posted by RemisMoses

Surely the only way Spurs will appease the fans is some kind of swap deal including Bale.

Their wage ceiling (stated in the article) is £100k p/w + bonuses (unless you're Levy who is on £115k a week the cheeky @#%&! )

Bale is on about £500k p/w at Real

Only City, United, PSG & possibly Chelsea could even afford Bale.

Originally Posted by Baron

Their wage ceiling (stated in the article) is £100k p/w + bonuses (unless you're Levy who is on £115k a week the cheeky @#%&! )

Bale is on about £500k p/w at Real

Only City, United, PSG & possibly Chelsea could even afford Bale.

And only United would be dumb enough to pay it for a player so obviously in decline.

Originally Posted by Baron

Doesn't strike me as a Bale type who would court the attention there if I'm honest... If we offered Lukaku in part exchange & £50m say it would be ON imo.

No, but can't see Spurs selling to another PL club if they can help it and if Madrid do want him..

Bale will stay at Madrid next season

Originally Posted by Baron

Doesn't strike me as a Bale type who would court the attention there if I'm honest... If we offered Lukaku in part exchange & £50m say it would be ON imo.

Of course it would be on if thats the deal

Lukaku>Kane imo

Originally Posted by Seamus

Bale will stay at Madrid next season

Be mad not to.

If you're gonna be sat behind some £#%&!er's bench recuperating half the season, may as well be somewhere sunny, on half a million a week.

Not that arsed about Kane. Missing out on Shearer didn't ruin us.

Originally Posted by saffers

Of course it would be on if thats the deal

Lukaku>Kane imo

Incorrect & it's not even close.

maybe we could reconvert Bale to LB...

Originally Posted by saffers

Lukaku>Kane imo

Give me one facet of Lukaku’s game that’s better?

Originally Posted by Stickman

Give me one facet of Lukaku’s game that’s better?

Second touch tackling

Originally Posted by sa7

Second touch tackling

He’s better at celebrating team-mates goals too imo

Originally Posted by Ethers

He’s better at celebrating team-mates goals too imo

He wants to beat shearer's record. Couple of years at Madrid before he's pushed out by the new shiny toy would wreck his chances.

Originally Posted by saffers

Of course it would be on if thats the deal

Lukaku>Kane imo

This might be the moment where you overreached the wum mate.*


* Though in fairness I’m not on much these days so you probably did that ages ago.

Originally Posted by Baron

Doesn't strike me as a Bale type who would court the attention there if I'm honest... If we offered Lukaku in part exchange & £50m say it would be ON imo.

You’d have to be sure it’d get done to offer that deal though (I’d do that every day of the week tbf) because if you get left with a maligned Lukaku you’re £#%&!ed. He doesn’t appear to have much mental fortitude.

Originally Posted by Ethers

He’s better at celebrating team-mates goals too imo

Hope he takes martial aside to show him the ropes re celebrating team mates goals. Big Tony M currently couldn’t be more pissed off/cba when we score if he tried. His face screams ‘£#%&! me, do I have to?’ Can see that he’s unashamedly relieved when’s he too far away to legitimately go over and join in with the group reach rounds.

Originally Posted by My Name is Keith

Hope he takes martial aside to show him the ropes re celebrating team mates goals. Big Tony M currently couldn’t be more pissed off/cba when we score if he tried. His face screams ‘£#%&! me, do I have to?’ Can see that he’s unashamedly relieved when’s he too far away to legitimately go over and join in with the group reach rounds.

Smacked arse.

Originally Posted by My Name is Keith

Hope he takes martial aside to show him the ropes re celebrating team mates goals. Big Tony M currently couldn’t be more pissed off/cba when we score if he tried. His face screams ‘£#%&! me, do I have to?’ Can see that he’s unashamedly relieved when’s he too far away to legitimately go over and join in with the group reach rounds.

Thought he did alright when he came on aswell, one of the only bastards who tries to beat a man and drive at the defenders.