Breaking News: Roy Keane leaves Aston Villa with immediate effect. LOL

no more info as yet.

Paul Lambert arrives at press conference with a fat lip

Thank £#%&! for that

The next book really is writing itself

...and Pele has no credibility

Said it during the Ire incident, he's not worth the hassle.

did the sky sports ticker say lol :shakehead:

Originally Posted by puressence

did the sky sports ticker say lol :shakehead:

Keane:

'Ultimately, my roles with Villa and Ireland and combining my commitment to these have become too much,' Keane said.

'It isn't fair to either Villa or Ireland, so I've made this decision.

'I'd like to thank Paul for giving me a great opportunity to come to a brilliant football club, I've really enjoyed my experiences at Villa and I wish the management team, the players, the supporters and the Club nothing but the best going forward.'



What utter bullshit

Going in I'm a celebrity on Sunday night apparently

Originally Posted by ashtonred

Keane:

'Ultimately, my roles with Villa and Ireland and combining my commitment to these have become too much,' Keane said.

'It isn't fair to either Villa or Ireland, so I've made this decision.

'I'd like to thank Paul for giving me a great opportunity to come to a brilliant football club, I've really enjoyed my experiences at Villa and I wish the management team, the players, the supporters and the Club nothing but the best going forward.'



What utter bullshit

When's Ireland's next game? March isn't it?

Originally Posted by ashtonred

Keane:

'Ultimately, my roles with Villa and Ireland and combining my commitment to these have become too much,' Keane said.

'It isn't fair to either Villa or Ireland, so I've made this decision.

'I'd like to thank Paul for giving me a great opportunity to come to a brilliant football club, I've really enjoyed my experiences at Villa and I wish the management team, the players, the supporters and the Club nothing but the best going forward.'



What utter bullshit

Quite. Put your feet up Roy ffs. Bit of TV and some part time work with Eire is all you need. Get a few more dogs and take up ninjitsu if you need to channel some energy

this should give him more time to slag off united

Originally Posted by Tumescent Throb

this should give him more time to slag off united

Or any other set-up he´s ever been involved in.

Elephant in the room or bull in a china shop? Take your pick.

Originally Posted by forwardirektion

Going in I'm a celebrity on Sunday night apparently

That would be ace, hopefully Tinchy will give him rap lessons like he did with Michael Buerk

Great player, but just a ticking time bomb.

worth it as a player, far too shite as a manager or coach to be worth the bother.

stick to punditry and dog walking, Keano.

Picked up an ugly girl and dumped her just to see how it feels the other way round.

We've all been there.

Originally Posted by Cream

Picked up an ugly girl and dumped her just to see how it feels the other way round.

We've all been there.

better to keep her on the sidelines and get her to do stuff you cant get normal girls to do .

we've all been there