Scholes Junior No3 on the way!!

Mrs Scholes found out she was preggers last night

Typical, after waiting 10 years for a second income (mrs scholes) we will be more skint this time next year than we've ever been.

Its going to be a long 8-9months. We've worked out the due date to be the first week in May

Congrats.

I've told my misses she's not having three kids. Get to £#%&! and get a job said I.

Congrats although if it has grey hair and ginger eyebrows I shall be seeing you on Jeremy Kyle. Only kidding I'm a jaffa.

Are you sure that it's hers though

Nah - good man, in 25 yrs there'll probably be a 3-D version of Fred Tissue for him/her to enjoy - with smells, tastes and other amazing technology. Oh what cool things await!

Baby SSG2 will be posting along with Baby Pure.

Robot players will be playing for United.

City may have won the CL 20 yrs on the spin

Good on you man - well done :-)

I'm fast approaching a Fred Tissue Junior 5 a side team, we could add pures lad into the mix and no funs for some experience

Congratulations mate.

Now go tie a £#%&!ing knot in it

Any more and you'll need one of those stupid £#%&!ing people carriers

Originally Posted by red red robbo

Congratulations mate.

Now go tie a £#%&!ing knot in it

Any more and you'll need one of those stupid £#%&!ing people carriers

That is the first thing I said last night......."we are not getting one of those £#%&!ing space buses again..£#%&!ing piece of shit"

congrats mate our 3rd is due end of jan ..

congrats - get snipped now - stops the worry of even more ickle uns.

Well done pal one more and you could have a 5 a side team as long as you go in net !

Take care pal

I can't believe you fell for it. At least it keeps the CSA off my case. In all seriousness, the kids mine, I'm just letting you pay for it's upbringing.

Congratulations by the way.

Originally Posted by Spiffy

I can't believe you fell for it. At least it keeps the CSA off my case. In all seriousness, the kids mine, I'm just letting you pay for it's upbringing.

Congratulations by the way.

You have to have sex to get someone pregnant sniffer, thought you were intelligent enough to know that

Originally Posted by Spiffy

I can't believe you fell for it. At least it keeps the CSA off my case. In all seriousness, the kids mine, I'm just letting you pay for it's upbringing.

Congratulations by the way.

You're a jaffa too, I can sense it. It's god's way of stopping @#%&!s breeding.

Originally Posted by ScholesScoresGoals2

You have to have sex to get someone pregnant sniffer, thought you were intelligent enough to know that

It's been so long, I've forgotten.

Originally Posted by Crumps

You're a jaffa too, I can sense it. It's god's way of stopping @#%&!s breeding.

You should see the state of the people in Crumpsall, Blackley, Moston etc. God has done nothing to stop @#%&!s breeding.

Congrats SSG

Originally Posted by Spiffy

You should see the state of the people in Crumpsall, Blackley, Moston etc. God has done nothing to stop @#%&!s breeding.

All places within the city of Manchester

Originally Posted by Spiffy

You missed the bit about me sniffing your bed

I was still in it at the time and it's a memory I want to relive tbh.

nice one, pal

you'll be able to use pure's line of "filled 3 prams virgil" now

Trapped again.

Congrats.

Originally Posted by Jack Duckworth

nice one, pal

you'll be able to use pure's line of "filled 3 prams virgil" now