chelsea v basel, benfica v fen

0-1 game on.

2-2 agg

It doesn't matter, IT DOESN'T MATTER! Don't worry viewers, Chelsea will still go though!

Tyldsley reassures the rentboys watching before the ball hits the back of the net

Amazingly condescending from the studio at halftime. "If we're going to lose, let's show how good we are" says Lee Dixon. They're one goal from going through.

Originally Posted by Grimson

Amazingly condescending from the studio at halftime. "If we're going to lose, let's show how good we are" says Lee Dixon. They're one goal from going through.

To be fair, we are talking about Lee Dixon here.

Tosser.

The masked ladyboy makes it 1-1

Originally Posted by aardvark

0-1 game on.

2-2 agg

'Off'

Well this is shit.

always happens with late threads

Did this lot really dump us out of the champions league last season?

Jesus wept.

Basel played quite well in the first half, but have completely gone here.

Seems Lee Dixon isn't so stupid after all

Originally Posted by Serenity Now

Seems Lee Dixon isn't so stupid after all

moving on swiftly

benfica 2 fenerbitches 1 (2-2 agg)

That's a ridiculous goal from a centre half.

Great finish that tbf

some goal that...

but Luiz is some player.

Foolish to deny it - young lad and he'll get better.

Luiz