Oldskool Rules

Originally Posted by Billy Bigbollox

With the famous anecdote about Jack Bond asking about the light whereupon the umpire pointed at the moon and asked how far he wanted to be able to see

Or, as David Hughes supposedly told Bond - "If I can see 'em I can hit 'em"

Originally Posted by Hernadezred

£#%&!! never thought of doing that but Casey's were dangerous enough with those £#%&!ing laces hitting you in the eyes.

i never did it, but my mate put one outside the ironically named football pub opposite swinton precinct.... bloke toe-ended it and nearly volleyed his foot off.

the lads left him shivering, sceaming and threatening jihad on the offenders.

i had nightmares for nights afterwards.

13 and 16!

used to hate when older @#%&!s would come along and ask for a pass.

"go on ill pass it straight back"

then the £#%&!ers would either walk off with it or not give it back for ages.

Originally Posted by Hernadezred

£#%&!! never thought of doing that but Casey's were dangerous enough with those £#%&!ing laces hitting you in the eyes.

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