More Phil Neville things

The 37-year-old told BBC Radio 5 Live listeners that he panicked and had to ring his wife Julie for ‘urgent’ instructions after the reporter asked for a coffee.

Neville said: “My heart sank because I thought ‘how do I do that?’

“I ran into the kitchen and I thought ‘I am not going to poison this guy’, so I rang my wife.

“The problem I then had was how much milk to put in. I forgot to ask my wife how much. To be fair, he [the journalist] is still alive.”

HaHaHaHa!

Yea phil, putting too much milk in someone's coffee can be fatal

£#%&!ing hell

This idiot was part of United's management team how on earth would anyone pay any attention to him?

They didn't.

Originally Posted by Ashley's Grime

They didn't.

You're right. I should say how could you possibly think anyone would pay attention to him?

He's a £#%&!ing belm.

berk

Embarrassing.

Not a well-rounded individual, how would he cope working overseas with all the admin? He'd flounder - what a pampered, spoilt, arrogant #@&%!.

This truly makes me hate him.

Who spends 10 years married whatever and never, ever thinks about offering their partner a brew

Thank Drokk he has left us. He's an embarrassment and his parents should be ashamed at raising such a thoughtless imbecile.

Originally Posted by Jez Quigley

Embarrassing.

Not a well-rounded individual, how would he cope working overseas with all the admin? He'd flounder - what a pampered, spoilt, arrogant #@&%!.

This truly makes me hate him.

Who spends 10 years married whatever and never, ever thinks about offering their partner a brew

Thank Drokk he has left us. He's an embarrassment and his parents should be ashamed at raising such a thoughtless imbecile.

2000 AD fan?

:cringe:

Served it in a cone

Originally Posted by forzagarza

Served it in a cone

That was his hat. It had a "D" on it "for Phil", he used to say, "the lad's got it for me."

Pretty much what passes for C list celebrity, not only are they ignorant and vacuous, but they are proud of being ignorant and vacuous.

hahaha

Originally Posted by Ashley's Grime

2000 AD fan?

Oh yes

I bet Neville has no idea what AD means.

Neville is the sort of arrogant ignoramus who would had fitted in very well with the Nazis.

The Gaffer told me to put 2,000 Jews on the train and we did it early doors and I got a bobble-hat as a thank you.

As these morons are given a platform and a media profile, the common or garden morons are infused with confidence and start talking loudly in bars and on social, as though there is nothing wrong with them:shakehead:

He's still at it ffs

"Ahahahha"!

https://twitter.com/fizzer18

Originally Posted by Pop

He's still at it ffs

"Ahahahha"!

https://twitter.com/fizzer18

"And to think, I used to be on the first team coaching staff at Manchester United, hahaha"!

Surely Phil´s wife should have taught him how to make a brew. Now all this has come out it´s left her in an embarrassing position.

Hoist by her own #@&%!.

:shakehead: £#%&!ing moron. Never mind that he can't make a brew, which is £#%&!ing bad enough. Never mind that he revels in his ignorance, which is par for the course. He was emplyed as a cone shifter for £500k a year by us, he's now spouting his shite on the BBC for probably twice that.
He was asked a question on sunday regarding our second half performance. Quite a good question basically asking shoukld we give credit to Van Gaal for changing it around or criticise him for making a poor tactical choice in the first place. He answered by basically repeating his previous comment about Mata giving us a better range of passing.
I wish, just £#%&!ing once, somebody would say to these @#%&!s "That's not what I asked Phil. Shall I repeat the question?" You know, like anybody would in real life when it seemed the person they were talking to was partially asleep FFS

https://twitter.com/fizzer18/status/552458906115801088

Originally Posted by teflon_terry

https://twitter.com/fizzer18/status/552458906115801088